#1 April 29th, 2005 11:16 AM

catt

Member

ISM Haiku

What with all the drama and tense moments of late, I thought i'd try to clear the air somewhat with a little challenge.  Haiku - you've all seen/read it somewhere, and it's really not that difficult.  You just follow a 5-7-5 format - easy.  Here's an example;
Just be creative,
Try to keep it funny, and
Get ready to laugh. 
It should be ISM related, and don't forget to play nice (and respond to each other in haiku should you feel so inclined).

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the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.

ilana

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

What with all the drama and tense moments of late, I thought i'd try to clear the air somewhat with a little challenge.  Haiku - you've all seen/read it somewhere, and it's really not that difficult.  You just follow a 5-7-5 format - easy.  Here's an example;
Just be creative,
Try to keep it funny, and
Get ready to laugh. 
It should be ISM related, and don't forget to play nice (and respond to each other in haiku should you feel so inclined).

Haha, that's brilliant Catt.  And I think just what we need around these forums.  Ok how this -

Sitting on a tram,
Undo my top two buttons
Hey, meet my left breast. 

Dedicated to all the wonderful ISM girls embracing the fine art of public nudity.  Here's to terrifying innocent old ladies and corrupting young school kids.

nagaloo

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

I guess it can be more than just one alone?

Here goes LOL

I love the girls of
I shot myself, because they
Are so sweet and nice.

They show us shots of
their private parts, some maybe
never seen the sun.

Others are very
wild, and do some crazy stuff.
Like paint and dildos.

So every one I
Thank you. I couldn’t ask for
More. You make me hard.

Each one is special
In her own way, every one
Unique. Which is nice.

Because of all the
Porn out there, its nice to see
Some good home made art.

Stew

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The universe is unfolding as it should, and so are the girls on ISM. I love them all.

Torture_Garden

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

Nice work, guys!  Here's my tacky contribution;

ISM is great
Some may need to masturbate
I never do though

hmmm, more of a haiku limerick?

...hang on, what about this one;

I like naked girls
sprawled across a big old tank
bliss! life is perfect

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James
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...and when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home...

catt

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

I guess it can be more than just one alone?

Here goes LOL

I love the girls of
I shot myself, because they
Are so sweet and nice.

They show us shots of
their private parts, some maybe
never seen the sun.

Others are very
wild, and do some crazy stuff.
Like paint and dildos.

So every one I
Thank you. I couldn’t ask for
More. You make me hard.

Each one is special
In her own way, every one
Unique. Which is nice.

Because of all the
Porn out there, its nice to see
Some good home made art.

Stew

Very impressed Stew
For a first attempt, it rocked
Thanks for your haiku!

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the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.

catt

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

I like naked girls
sprawled across a big old tank
bliss! life is perfect

Tanks trip my trigger
Are you coming on to me?
Credit card details, please.

*grin*

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the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.

Torture_Garden

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

Very impressive Stew
For a first attempt, it rocked
Thanks for your haiku!

I don't mean to pick
but sometimes I can't help it
got six syllables?

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James
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...and when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home...

catt

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

[QUOTE=ilana]Sitting on a tram,
Undo my top two buttons
Hey, meet my left breast. 
[QUOTE]

I have a question
Ilana, but it may shock... 
Where do you keep ticket?

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the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.

catt

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

Haha, that's brilliant Catt.  And I think just what we need around these forums.  Ok how this -

Sitting on a tram,
Undo my top two buttons
Hey, meet my left breast. 

Dedicated to all the wonderful ISM girls embracing the fine art of public nudity.  Here's to terrifying innocent old ladies and corrupting young school kids.

I have a question
Ilana, but it may shock... 
Where you keep ticket?

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the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.

catt

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

Catt, I don't mean to pick (but I can't help it sometimes, I'm sorry). Isn't your first line 6 syllables?

No, you're totally right!  Must be all the vodka I had for breakfast this morning - nice pick!

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the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.

catt

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

Catt, I don't mean to pick (but I can't help it sometimes, I'm sorry). Isn't your first line 6 syllables?

...sorted!

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the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.

Torture_Garden

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

No, you're totally right!  Must be all the vodka I had for breakfast this morning - nice pick!

I'm grammar nazi
so, pick on me, it is fair
I will strike again

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James
--
...and when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home...

pixen

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

My set will go up
Sometime very near to now
Make sure you stay tuned.

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Piracy is the only option.

ilana

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

I have a question
Ilana, but it may shock... 
Where you keep ticket?

The sight of my breast,
Made the ticket guard happy -
So I rode for free!

Note - this haiku does not promote females using their sexuality to get what they want.  It was merely for poetic purposes.

catt

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

I'm grammar nazi
so, pick on me, it is fair
I will strike again

Don't panic James, I
Was rightly corrected, but
Watch self in future!

*shakes fist*

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the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.

catt

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

My set will go up
Sometime very near to now
Make sure you stay tuned.

*waits with bated breath
Pixen sure to be a spunk
and shoot self with class*

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the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.

catt

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

Tanks trip my trigger
Are you coming on to me?
Credit card details, please Sir.

*grin*

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the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.

catt

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

<P>Okay, i'm totally sucking at my own game. Bear with me, kids...
<P>*sheepish*

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the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.

Torture_Garden

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

<P>Okay, i'm totally sucking at my own game. Bear with me, kids...
<P>*sheepish*

too much vodka bad
makes for haiku all bunged up
grapefruit juice better

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James
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...and when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home...

MrPicMe

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

alone on the web
drops of sensitivity
embrace an eyelash

MrPicMe

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

A hungry crow moves
A gray jackal overeats
Pass me a pop-tart

MrPicMe

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

Thank God it’s Friday
Image tends to titillate
Pass me the lotion

MrPicMe

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

Haiku and one big 250,000 MG CHILL PILL!! Ain't nutt'n wrong wit dat.

wantingscott

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

beauty in nature
i dress in father sky
embracing nudity.

-wscott

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nagaloo

Member

Re: ISM Haiku

beauty in nature
i dress in father sky
embracing nudity.

-wscott

That last one has 6 not 5 as required, drop the"ing" and it works.
Stew

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The universe is unfolding as it should, and so are the girls on ISM. I love them all.