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What with all the drama and tense moments of late, I thought i'd try to clear the air somewhat with a little challenge. Haiku - you've all seen/read it somewhere, and it's really not that difficult. You just follow a 5-7-5 format - easy. Here's an example;
Just be creative,
Try to keep it funny, and
Get ready to laugh.
It should be ISM related, and don't forget to play nice (and respond to each other in haiku should you feel so inclined).
the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.
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What with all the drama and tense moments of late, I thought i'd try to clear the air somewhat with a little challenge. Haiku - you've all seen/read it somewhere, and it's really not that difficult. You just follow a 5-7-5 format - easy. Here's an example;
Just be creative,
Try to keep it funny, and
Get ready to laugh.
It should be ISM related, and don't forget to play nice (and respond to each other in haiku should you feel so inclined).
Haha, that's brilliant Catt. And I think just what we need around these forums. Ok how this -
Sitting on a tram,
Undo my top two buttons
Hey, meet my left breast.
Dedicated to all the wonderful ISM girls embracing the fine art of public nudity. Here's to terrifying innocent old ladies and corrupting young school kids.
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I guess it can be more than just one alone?
Here goes LOL
I love the girls of
I shot myself, because they
Are so sweet and nice.
They show us shots of
their private parts, some maybe
never seen the sun.
Others are very
wild, and do some crazy stuff.
Like paint and dildos.
So every one I
Thank you. I couldnt ask for
More. You make me hard.
Each one is special
In her own way, every one
Unique. Which is nice.
Because of all the
Porn out there, its nice to see
Some good home made art.
Stew
The universe is unfolding as it should, and so are the girls on ISM. I love them all.
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Nice work, guys! Here's my tacky contribution;
ISM is great
Some may need to masturbate
I never do though
hmmm, more of a haiku limerick?
...hang on, what about this one;
I like naked girls
sprawled across a big old tank
bliss! life is perfect
James
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...and when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home...
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I guess it can be more than just one alone?
Here goes LOL
I love the girls of
I shot myself, because they
Are so sweet and nice.They show us shots of
their private parts, some maybe
never seen the sun.Others are very
wild, and do some crazy stuff.
Like paint and dildos.So every one I
Thank you. I couldnt ask for
More. You make me hard.Each one is special
In her own way, every one
Unique. Which is nice.Because of all the
Porn out there, its nice to see
Some good home made art.Stew
Very impressed Stew
For a first attempt, it rocked
Thanks for your haiku!
the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.
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I like naked girls
sprawled across a big old tank
bliss! life is perfect
Tanks trip my trigger
Are you coming on to me?
Credit card details, please.
*grin*
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Very impressive Stew
For a first attempt, it rocked
Thanks for your haiku!
I don't mean to pick
but sometimes I can't help it
got six syllables?
James
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...and when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home...
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[QUOTE=ilana]Sitting on a tram,
Undo my top two buttons
Hey, meet my left breast.
[QUOTE]
I have a question
Ilana, but it may shock...
Where do you keep ticket?
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Haha, that's brilliant Catt. And I think just what we need around these forums. Ok how this -
Sitting on a tram,
Undo my top two buttons
Hey, meet my left breast.Dedicated to all the wonderful ISM girls embracing the fine art of public nudity. Here's to terrifying innocent old ladies and corrupting young school kids.
I have a question
Ilana, but it may shock...
Where you keep ticket?
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Catt, I don't mean to pick (but I can't help it sometimes, I'm sorry). Isn't your first line 6 syllables?
No, you're totally right! Must be all the vodka I had for breakfast this morning - nice pick!
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Catt, I don't mean to pick (but I can't help it sometimes, I'm sorry). Isn't your first line 6 syllables?
...sorted!
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No, you're totally right! Must be all the vodka I had for breakfast this morning - nice pick!
I'm grammar nazi
so, pick on me, it is fair
I will strike again
James
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...and when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home...
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My set will go up
Sometime very near to now
Make sure you stay tuned.
Piracy is the only option.
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I have a question
Ilana, but it may shock...
Where you keep ticket?
The sight of my breast,
Made the ticket guard happy -
So I rode for free!
Note - this haiku does not promote females using their sexuality to get what they want. It was merely for poetic purposes.
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I'm grammar nazi
so, pick on me, it is fair
I will strike again
Don't panic James, I
Was rightly corrected, but
Watch self in future!
*shakes fist*
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My set will go up
Sometime very near to now
Make sure you stay tuned.
*waits with bated breath
Pixen sure to be a spunk
and shoot self with class*
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Tanks trip my trigger
Are you coming on to me?
Credit card details, please Sir.*grin*
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<P>Okay, i'm totally sucking at my own game. Bear with me, kids...
<P>*sheepish*
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<P>Okay, i'm totally sucking at my own game. Bear with me, kids...
<P>*sheepish*
too much vodka bad
makes for haiku all bunged up
grapefruit juice better
James
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...and when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home...
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alone on the web
drops of sensitivity
embrace an eyelash
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A hungry crow moves
A gray jackal overeats
Pass me a pop-tart
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Thank God its Friday
Image tends to titillate
Pass me the lotion
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Haiku and one big 250,000 MG CHILL PILL!! Ain't nutt'n wrong wit dat.
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beauty in nature
i dress in father sky
embracing nudity.
-wscott
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that's the way it goes. but don't forget, it goes the other way too.
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beauty in nature
i dress in father sky
embracing nudity.-wscott
That last one has 6 not 5 as required, drop the"ing" and it works.
Stew
The universe is unfolding as it should, and so are the girls on ISM. I love them all.
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