#1 June 3rd, 2006 04:38 AM

jackscratch

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We wants yer knickers

OK, so Would You? has taken a turn...time for a new thread, ISMers....I'll just cut to the chase. If you were approached by a total stranger, not creepy-like, but legit with someone who looks like they might actually live in a dwelling other than a cardboard box or public bathroom and practices reaonably good personal grooming habits. Maybe this person is even good looking. And this stranger said..."look, you don't know me, but I find you incredibly attractive and well...not to be a perv but um, right. I'd love to have a little memento of your beauty. Can I have your underwear? I promise to feed and care for them as if they were my own. Can't promise bathing them cuz that would negate the purpose of having them and all."

Would you: a) reach for your pepper spray and scream PERVERT b)walk away as quickly as possible, with a look of disdain muttering "bloody mutant freak" c) say, "sorry, no way, dude. I spent way too much on this kitty sweater for the likes of you d) say, "maybe...but first let's have a drink so I can interview you for a possible foster undie keeper position" e) be a bit surprised, but quickly find the nearest loo, remove said undergarment, place in a discreet bag and deposit in the hands of the grateful receiver or f) (insert own reply)

Give it a go and let us know your thoughts, me buckos....only the sincere need reply ;-)

SCSIgirl

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Re: We wants yer knickers

OK, so Would You? has taken a turn...time for a new thread, ISMers....I'll just cut to the chase. If you were approached by a total stranger, not creepy-like, but legit with someone who looks like they might actually live in a dwelling other than a cardboard box or public bathroom and practices reaonably good personal grooming habits. Maybe this person is even good looking. And this stranger said..."look, you don't know me, but I find you incredibly attractive and well...not to be a perv but um, right. I'd love to have a little memento of your beauty. Can I have your underwear? I promise to feed and care for them as if they were my own. Can't promise bathing them cuz that would negate the purpose of having them and all."

Would you: a) reach for your pepper spray and scream PERVERT b)walk away as quickly as possible, with a look of disdain muttering "bloody mutant freak" c) say, "sorry, no way, dude. I spent way too much on this kitty sweater for the likes of you d) say, "maybe...but first let's have a drink so I can interview you for a possible foster undie keeper position" e) be a bit surprised, but quickly find the nearest loo, remove said undergarment, place in a discreet bag and deposit in the hands of the grateful receiver or f) (insert own reply)

Give it a go and let us know your thoughts, me buckos....only the sincere need reply ;-)

OK, Jack.....  How do YOU respond when a man asks you this?  Does it make a difference if you are in San Francisco, Bezerkley, Stockton, or Saskatchewan?

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jackscratch

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Re: We wants yer knickers

OK, Jack.....  How do YOU respond when a man asks you this?  Does it make a difference if you are in San Francisco, Bezerkley, Stockton, or Saskatchewan?

Sorry to disappoint you, SCSI - I find undies to be bothersome...though if I did they'd most likely be some sort of a fishnet number....

perl

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f) I would assume they were taking the piss, give them a dirty look and wander off all offended

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blissed

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Actually there is a girl at work who went drinking with her friends in Bath 9 miles away and they were all drunk coming home on the train. She sat eating a bar of chocolate she got on the platform, opposite this old guy. He looked at her and the choccy bar, and she said "Want a bit?" and apparently he said "I'll have a bit of you" and she said "what do you want, bra or knickers" and he said knickers. So she took them off and gave them to him He probably keeps them in the draw of his bedside cabinet and sniffs them every night, bless him

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alyce

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I spend waaaaaaaaaaaay too much time, love and effort to part with most pieces of my collection.

Belgareth

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I spend waaaaaaaaaaaay too much time, love and effort to part with most pieces of my collection.

I just revisited your folio, to assist in the validation your comment but, sadly, I couldn't find any shots of more than one item of your collection. I'm not complaining though, it's still a very pleasing shoot.

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alyce

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thankfully that wasn't a treasured part of the collection as I lost my undies that day. oops.

Belgareth

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thankfully that wasn't a treasured part of the collection as I lost my undies that day. oops.

Hopefully your return home wasn't too exposing. Perhaps your should change your name from Alyce to Nicholas ;-)

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ludo

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OK, Jack.....  How do YOU respond when a man asks you this?  Does it make a difference if you are in San Francisco, Bezerkley, Stockton, or Saskatchewan?

first of all lol. and WHERE are all the good looking freaks these days!!!
oh yeah id say d. anyone whos got the balls to be a freak when needed has a foot in hahaha.

jackscratch

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first of all lol. and WHERE are all the good looking freaks these days!!!
oh yeah id say d. anyone whos got the balls to be a freak when needed has a foot in hahaha.

Maybe it's balls, maybe it's just foolishness...or maybe if it's blended is what makes a freak...and maybe the foot should actually be in my mouth?

alyce

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Hopefully your return home wasn't too exposing. Perhaps your should change your name from Alyce to Nicholas ;-)

hehe. I had shorts thankfully as I had to go to the office to hand in my shoot.

kittie

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awww yeah i'd prolly do it. but then i guess... what wouldnt i do?

brandi

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I would have to say it all depends on what pants im wearing on the day, if they’re as cute as I hope this random would be then yes. If there my $200 pare then the only way he’d get to see them is if he proposed and had a bank statement to prove he could afford to get me new ones. But if they were my nice comfy old cotton knickers that are getting a little faded I would just have to walk on by. No way im I gonna shatter his illusions of me!

alisha_x

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I would probably try to offer them an autograph instead if they were asking due to recognizing me off ISM but other than that - if I thought they were serious and rich - I would probably ask for money - is that shallow of me? I think so - but nevermind! lol

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paintjam

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I would probably try to offer them an autograph instead if they were asking due to recognizing me off ISM but other than that - if I thought they were serious and rich - I would probably ask for money - is that shallow of me? I think so - but nevermind! lol

there is no harm in asking for money.
someone just might say yes.
jamie

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blissed

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I would probably ask for money lol

Whats your price

SCSIgirl

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I would probably try to offer them an autograph instead if they were asking due to recognizing me off ISM but other than that - if I thought they were serious and rich - I would probably ask for money - is that shallow of me? I think so - but nevermind! lol

A unfinished bowl of Cheerios, supposedly left by a Backstreet Boy sold for a reasonable sum on eBay.  A co-worker of mine was waiting for the takeout of Cher when she passed by and lightly touched him (and thus his shirt).  He got $65 for it on eBay.  Neither of these items had any proof.  Just the seller's say so.

Sould you sell a garment on request?  Hell, YES!  At least it is a real article,  by a real goddess and the magic would be real.  I'd wouldn't rather have a "possibly touched by Cher" T Shirt over a definately worn by Alisha garment any day.

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alisha_x

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Heh - shoudl ISM have a e-panties (as opposed to e-bay) section? I would certainly be up for that - I mean just how much is oen of my thongs worth? Im intregued to say the least..

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Start bidding!!! lol!

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blissed

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£75

alisha_x

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£75? is that a seriuos bid? and are there any more? (i could quit my dayjob if all my pants are worth this much!) lol!

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blissed

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I like that. "I used to be a top graphic designer, but now I just sell my pants"
In Japan there are quite a few people who make quite a nice little earner from selling them tho. All the ones I own I wear myself. Ha ha I haven't started a collection of other peoples yet

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Belgareth

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I like that. "I used to be a top graphic designer, but now I just sell my pants"
In Japan there are quite a few people who make quite a nice little earner from selling them tho. All the ones I own I wear myself. Ha ha I haven't started a collection of other peoples yet

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That reminds me of a guy I once knew who was seriously into buying the underwear of girls that he found attractive/sexy/erotic (I'm guessing, as I never did get to the real reason). I was trying to understand his motivation and I asked what the difference was between buying a thong from one of his preferred sources and buying half a dozen, or more, from the local Oxfam shop for the same price. He looked at me as if I was something a cow had just dropped and said "That's disgusting, how can you suggest that I wear someone else's underwear when it's been washed?"

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alisha_x

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ROTF Belgareth

Yeah I know about japan and pants - I know quite a few japanese people (mostly just so I can look at them adoringly - oriental eyes make me go mmmmm) and one told me there are actually a few beding machines for schoolgirls used knickers (age of concent was 13 at the time) - Bizzare....

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alisha_x

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Oh and Blissed if i ever want to put 'sells pants' on my CV I will need you as a reference as an almost customer! hehe!

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