Mad Max - Beyond IFM

catt · May 4th, 2006 02:50 PM

Elfman wrote:

Yes. I do now. Just joined ISM for the first time speficaly to see my favourite video editor Max's submission. Interesting site. Looking forward to exploring it. By the way Max. Very, very nice. But about the lighting.............(Only joking. Please don't hit me!!!).
Elfman.

Max has done a whole bevy of awesome ISM shoots, but am sure you'll have fun in the archives no matter where you end up. Good to see you here Elfman...

xxCattxx

maxi · May 4th, 2006 05:07 PM

Elfman your here good... now you can help me lure Catt, and Belgareth for that matter, over to the IFM forums. Liandras cocaine laced candy doesn't seem to be working!!

Elfman · May 4th, 2006 08:37 PM

maxi wrote:

Elfman your here good... now you can help me lure Catt, and Belgareth for that matter, over to the IFM forums. Liandras cocaine laced candy doesn't seem to be working!!

Yes come on guys. You know you want to.

Elfman.

Belgareth · May 5th, 2006 03:03 AM

Elfman wrote:

Hey Belgareth. Did you get summer today as well?
Elfman.

Sure I did - My location is only a stone's throw away from yours! Sadly it will rain again tomorrow and the next day and ............

Belgareth · May 5th, 2006 03:11 AM

maxi wrote:

Elfman your here good... now you can help me lure Catt, and Belgareth for that matter, over to the IFM forums. Liandras cocaine laced candy doesn't seem to be working!!

The offer of a high from coke doesn't appeal to me, although the lady doing the offering is rather appealing, as is the lady who wrote this entry but then there's Catt ......

The biggest problem I have with IFM is in choosing which threads to respond to and, by the time I've watch the latest contributions from all three sites, read this forum and decided where to place my metaphorical pen, there are other things on my mind ..... like eating and .... er .....

jackscratch · May 5th, 2006 08:44 AM

OK, so I'm intrigued by the number of people who apparently subscribe to ism, ifm and ba. We're talking a chunk of cash here...my probing nature brings me to the following conclusions: either I am not funny/interesting enough (not for lack of trying) to get a free sub, am the wrong gender (not much I'm willing to do there) and therefore no free sub, I'm missing out on some free opportunities (which really pisses me off being the cheapskate/dirtbag surfer that I am) or am just not budgeting enough for online memberships (which is unlikely to change in the near future - see dirtbag note above). Not to be suspicious or anything, but what gives...

Belgareth · May 5th, 2006 03:47 PM

jackscratch wrote:

OK, so I'm intrigued by the number of people who apparently subscribe to ism, ifm and ba. We're talking a chunk of cash here...my probing nature brings me to the following conclusions: either I am not funny/interesting enough (not for lack of trying) to get a free sub, am the wrong gender (not much I'm willing to do there) and therefore no free sub, I'm missing out on some free opportunities (which really pisses me off being the cheapskate/dirtbag surfer that I am) or am just not budgeting enough for online memberships (which is unlikely to change in the near future - see dirtbag note above). Not to be suspicious or anything, but what gives...

I believe in supporting a good cause. Nothing more, nothing less

catt · May 6th, 2006 08:57 AM

jackscratch wrote:

OK, so I'm intrigued by the number of people who apparently subscribe to ism, ifm and ba. We're talking a chunk of cash here...my probing nature brings me to the following conclusions: either I am not funny/interesting enough (not for lack of trying) to get a free sub, am the wrong gender (not much I'm willing to do there) and therefore no free sub, I'm missing out on some free opportunities (which really pisses me off being the cheapskate/dirtbag surfer that I am) or am just not budgeting enough for online memberships (which is unlikely to change in the near future - see dirtbag note above). Not to be suspicious or anything, but what gives...

You're both funny and interesting, but I don't think that has anything to do with it. Some are staff members, some are the artists involved, and some build a fascination for a particular artist represented on one of the sites and want to see what they've been up to elsewhere (often choosing to stay on after their visit, as they might find they enjoy what that particular site in question offers).

As for being a cheapskate dirtbag, if I throw you a dollar would you do a little jig?

xxCattxx

catt · May 6th, 2006 08:59 AM

Belgareth wrote:

I believe in supporting a good cause. Nothing more, nothing less

Belgareth: "Hmm...should I donate to save some orphans, or look at the naked ladies?"

...2 seconds later;

Belgareth: "Naked ladies it is!"

xxCattxx

SCSIgirl · May 6th, 2006 03:17 PM

catt wrote:

Belgareth: "Hmm...should I donate to save some orphans, or look at the naked ladies?"
...2 seconds later;
Belgareth: "Naked ladies it is!"
xxCattxx

Besides, here he can fence and joust with males with misleading names. Being English that fencing and jousting stuff is part of his genes.

Elfman · May 7th, 2006 03:06 AM

Belgareth wrote:

I believe in supporting a good cause. Nothing more, nothing less

Absolutley. All three sites deserve our patronage. They are original, ground breaking and beleive in something other than just making a quick buck. (Oh yes. And I like looking at pictures and vids of naked ladies. Preferably masterbating:).

Elfman.

PS. How do you turn the smilies on?

blissed · May 7th, 2006 03:37 AM

Hi Elfman, it's nice to see you posting in here. You can't turn the smilies on. You just have to get used to seeing them in text form.

Elfman · May 7th, 2006 04:37 AM

blissed wrote:

Hi Elfman, it's nice to see you posting in here. You can't turn the smilies on. You just have to get used to seeing them in text form.

Hello Blissed. Thanks. Some interesting stuff here. Still making my way through it but it's begining to grab me.

SCSIgirl wrote:

Besides, here he can fence and joust with males with misleading names. Being English that fencing and jousting stuff is part of his genes.

I fence Belgareth (foil and sabre) if you ever fancy popping round the corner. We can get piste together

Elfman.

Belgareth · May 7th, 2006 07:44 PM

catt wrote:

Belgareth: "Hmm...should I donate to save some orphans, or look at the naked ladies?"
...2 seconds later;
Belgareth: "Naked ladies it is!"
xxCattxx

It wasn't an either/or decision Catt - I do both.

Being orphaned is no fault of the orphan and they need help but the ladies of the this triumvirate also deserve recognition for the trials and tribulations they go through. All that soul searching and embarrasment, not to mention the rain, water hoses, rusty metal, cold rail tracks, cramped cars, various stimulatory objects and of course the glorious sunshine and beaches ................

Belgareth · May 7th, 2006 07:48 PM

Elfman wrote:

Hello Blissed. Thanks. Some interesting stuff here. Still making my way through it but it's begining to grab me.

The longer you stay, the harder it grabs!

I fence Belgareth (foil and sabre) if you ever fancy popping round the corner. We can get piste together
Elfman.

En Garde you varlet!

Elfman · May 7th, 2006 09:35 PM

For any Max fans who aren't already aware she has a submission on IFM this morning:

http://www.ifeelmyself.com/public/main.php

If you aren't already a member there you must subscribe. (This is an instruction not a suggestion. Do it! Do it now!!!)

Beleive me Max's vid is worth the subscription fee alone.

Elfman

Belgareth · May 8th, 2006 03:01 AM

Elfman wrote:

For any Max fans who aren't already aware she has a submission on IFM this morning:
http://www.ifeelmyself.com/public/main.php
If you aren't already a member there you must subscribe. (This is an instruction not a suggestion. Do it! Do it now!!!)
Beleive me Max's vid is worth the subscription fee alone.
Elfman

Well Max's new video is certainly different and adds a whole new meaning to expressions like giving yourself a buzz and reaching new orgasmic heights.

jackscratch · May 9th, 2006 08:39 AM

catt wrote:

You're both funny and interesting, but I don't think that has anything to do with it. Some are staff members, some are the artists involved, and some build a fascination for a particular artist represented on one of the sites and want to see what they've been up to elsewhere (often choosing to stay on after their visit, as they might find they enjoy what that particular site in question offers).
As for being a cheapskate dirtbag, if I throw you a dollar would you do a little jig?
xxCattxx

I'll respond in a new post, girlie. Your inquiry has gotten me thinking...

catt · May 9th, 2006 04:12 PM

SCSIgirl wrote:

Besides, here he can fence and joust with males with misleading names. Being English that fencing and jousting stuff is part of his genes.

As is eating cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off. Actually, that kinda sounds good right now...

xxCattxx

catt · May 9th, 2006 04:14 PM

Belgareth wrote:

It wasn't an either/or decision Catt - I do both.
Being orphaned is no fault of the orphan and they need help but the ladies of the this triumvirate also deserve recognition for the trials and tribulations they go through. All that soul searching and embarrasment, not to mention the rain, water hoses, rusty metal, cold rail tracks, cramped cars, various stimulatory objects and of course the glorious sunshine and beaches ................

Perhaps we could arrange to bring ISM to the orphans? That would solve both problems, methinks.

xxCattxx

catt · May 9th, 2006 04:18 PM

Belgareth wrote:

En Garde you varlet!

If you two English gentlemen are going to duel, can we make it in a kiddie pool of jello whilst you wear some tighty-whiteys?

I dunno about Head, but I'll pay to see that *S* In fact, if you taunt each other in cheesy Irish accents, I'll pay double.

xxCattxx

Belgareth · May 10th, 2006 02:18 AM

catt wrote:

If you two English gentlemen are going to duel, can we make it in a kiddie pool of jello whilst you wear some tighty-whiteys?
I dunno about Head, but I'll pay to see that *S* In fact, if you taunt each other in cheesy Irish accents, I'll pay double.
xxCattxx

The pool of jello may be a problem but, being as there's a mention of double funding, well, be jasus and be gorra, oil be lookin' to moi Oirish ancestry.

maxi · May 10th, 2006 11:42 AM

catt wrote:

If you two English gentlemen are going to duel, can we make it in a kiddie pool of jello whilst you wear some tighty-whiteys?
I dunno about Head, but I'll pay to see that *S* In fact, if you taunt each other in cheesy Irish accents, I'll pay double.
xxCattxx

I'd pay to see tighty-whiteys just for how funny they sound!!

catt · May 10th, 2006 12:21 PM

Belgareth wrote:

well, be jasus and be gorra, oil be lookin' to moi Oirish ancestry.

You'd better stop there, Bel, or else I'll be forced to source some adult diapers. Irish accents (and stutters, funnily enough) are death to my self-control.

xxCattxx

catt · May 10th, 2006 12:21 PM

maxi wrote:

I'd pay to see tighty-whiteys just for how funny they sound!!

Me too! I think it's an Aussiestralianism? I'm not even sure, myself, but I can imagine they're the male knicker version of the speedo *shudders*.

xxCattxx

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