#1 February 28th, 2006 10:19 AM

mrs_secret

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Mrs_Secret has a secret

hey guys can anyone guess my secret??

blissed

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Re: Mrs_Secret has a secret

Well it's no secret that your bloody gorgeous   so it can't be that.
When I look at your folio I couldn't really care what it is sorry, I'll have to close it, then I can think a bit more clearly. No I won't, I've changed my mind. You've got really beautiful hair and a lovely face and just about every part of you is lovely. Doing this folio is the best decision you've ever made I think .You know you wanna do another one  and soon. Anyway welcome to the forum secret (the secrets gonna be your real name which we're never going to find out so I give up and pass it on to someone much more intelligent, and there are loads of them round here That folio is just amazingly erotic. I shouldn't be looking at it while I write this really. I said there wasn't enough room in the comments box.

blissed

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Re: Mrs_Secret has a secret

Secret: None of your friends and family know about your folio?

JesterDemonic

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Re: Mrs_Secret has a secret

hey guys can anyone guess my secret??

Uhhhmmm . . . . You're expecting? (as in pregnant)
I dunno, just throwing out a wild guess.

voyeur2

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I can.  But if I told, it wouldnt be a secret any more, and I would have to track you all down and kill you.
So it is safe with me.

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maxi

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Re: Mrs_Secret has a secret

Is it that you're actually a being from another place, come down from planet Sporataris undercover as a pretty girl so that you can take over the world??? Out of curiosity what will you do when you take over the world?

blissed

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Re: Mrs_Secret has a secret

Well she can set up her HQ in my house, as long as I don't have to put up with too many other Sporatari living here as well.

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capiango

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Re: Mrs_Secret has a secret

Im guessing the secret is that you are actually an ISM editor of some sort that we know from the forums?

dmbhead

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Re: Mrs_Secret has a secret

hey guys can anyone guess my secret??

You don't like boys?  That's probably not a secret... Umm, you're the sexy as hell girlie monster living under our beds?  Please come out and scare me? I mean us, come out and scare us.  No I don't, that was a lie... I'm selfish!  Just come play with me. Catt highly recommends me.  I'm one of the last great rhino/bear philosophers living these days.  I swear - just ask!  Of course the other remaining great ones are also posting on this site, but nevermind them - I'm the one you want.  Well not want, but need... Okay, this is too random and uninspiring, I gotta go.  Nice folio by the way! Look forward to many more!

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catt

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You don't like boys?  That's probably not a secret... Umm, you're the sexy as hell girlie monster living under our beds?  Please come out and scare me? I mean us, come out and scare us.  No I don't, that was a lie... I'm selfish!  Just come play with me. Catt highly recommends me.  I'm one of the last great rhino/bear philosophers living these days.  I swear - just ask!  Of course the other remaining great ones are also posting on this site, but nevermind them - I'm the one you want.  Well not want, but need... Okay, this is too random and uninspiring, I gotta go.  Nice folio by the way! Look forward to many more!

That's right, dmbhead pays me in rich American gold for my No. #1 vote of confidence! 

xxCattxx

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dmbhead

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That's right, dmbhead pays me in rich American gold for my No. #1 vote of confidence!  xxCattxx

Honey... the dollar is down against just about every currency in the world thanks to bush jr. They give me a parachute and kick my butt out of the plane somewhere over the Atlantic, apparently only affording a fare to Bermuda. On the other hand, your money goes a looooong way here in America. Wanna come split a Porsche?  Or a banana?  Hope other parts of the world have banana splits, otherwise the joke was wasted... I better go before all perversion breaks loose.  G'day mates!

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catt

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Honey... the dollar is down against just about every currency in the world thanks to bush jr. They give me a parachute and kick my butt out of the plane somewhere over the Atlantic, apparently only affording a fare to Bermuda. On the other hand, your money goes a looooong way here in America. Wanna come split a Porsche?  Or a banana?  Hope other parts of the world have banana splits, otherwise the joke was wasted... I better go before all perversion breaks loose.  G'day mates!

You're kidding, right?  I think our dollar buys around 70 cents of one of yours, give or take a few cents as the exchange rate fluctuates?  Which means that you could either buy a double-scoop ice-cream in a waffle cone over there, or buy a house in Australia for the same amount!

My boy likes to joke and wave $7 US about, saying that with such rich American $bling even he could afford to be a sugar daddy to an impoverished third world Aussiestralian like me. *grins*

xxCattxx

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jackscratch

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OK, my turn. This is a tough one...I've been combing your folio, looking for clues. Nothing is really coming up, well, that's not true but you know what I mean. OK, here's a wild guess. In Thailand the most beautiful women are usually girlie boys, meaning that they've had operations that ahem change them...and some of them you literally cannot tell. Everything looks female. Doesn't really feel like made by ma nature, but sure looks it. And they can be incredibly beautiful. So I guess there's my guess. And I said it was wild and hopefully not offending you, cuz you ARE incredibly beautiful. By the way, this is my first post, I've been lurking for a coupla months. ISM totally ROCKS...

dmbhead

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You're kidding, right?  I think our dollar buys around 70 cents of one of yours, give or take a few cents as the exchange rate fluctuates?  Which means that you could either buy a double-scoop ice-cream in a waffle cone over there, or buy a house in Australia for the same amount!

My boy likes joke and wave $7 US about, saying that with such rich American $bling even he could afford to be a sugar daddy to an impoverished third world Aussiestralian like me. *grins*

xxCattxx

So I checked on this, turns out you're right.  I thought we had the worst economy right now.  Guess you're not taking me on a European vacation?  I so wanna go to Europe soon, but I won't settle for an 80% vacation on my money.  On the other hand, I could go to Australia and live large!  I need a place to stay while I'm there?  I've hijacked this thread, Mrs Secret is going to hurt me.  Sorry Secret.

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catt

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Re: Mrs_Secret has a secret

OK, my turn. This is a tough one...I've been combing your folio, looking for clues. Nothing is really coming up, well, that's not true but you know what I mean. OK, here's a wild guess. In Thailand the most beautiful women are usually girlie boys, meaning that they've had operations that ahem change them...and some of them you literally cannot tell. Everything looks female. Doesn't really feel like made by ma nature, but sure looks it. And they can be incredibly beautiful. So I guess there's my guess. And I said it was wild and hopefully not offending you, cuz you ARE incredibly beautiful. By the way, this is my first post, I've been lurking for a coupla months. ISM totally ROCKS...

Welcome to the forums, falling4fun!

As for Mrs_Secret?  She looks all natural woman to me, but I do know what you're getting at - those Thai boygirls have impossibly *immaculate* breasts.  But they're way too 'perfect'.   Am guessing, however, that this speculation isn't a very effective pick-up line in clubs? *grin*

Catt

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catt

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So I checked on this, turns out you're right.  I thought we had the worst economy right now.  Guess you're not taking me on a European vacation?  I so wanna go to Europe soon, but I won't settle for an 80% vacation on my money.  On the other hand, I could go to Australia and live large!  I need a place to stay while I'm there?  I've hijacked this thread, Mrs Secret is going to hurt me.  Sorry Secret.

Nah - up against the greenback, yen and euro, we're just a piddly little inconsequential  economy.  So no European Vacation I'm afraid.  And yes, you could live large in Australia - if you can stomach the 17+ hour flight (depending on where you're coming from), and the cost that goes with the priv. of being in the air that long.  Still, Australia's very bloody awesome.

As for a place to stay...we have an outdoor loo that's currently vacant?

xxCattxx

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dmbhead

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As for a place to stay...we have an outdoor loo that's currently vacant?

xxCattxx

The flying doesn't bother me, I do it monthly...   20 hours wouldn't be very much fun though, I'm on the east coast.  Is a loo the acting bathroom for the residence?  And why is it outdoors?  What if a croc ate my ass during the night?  Think i'll stay here for the time being... Do hotels also have outdoor facilities?

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catt

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Re: Mrs_Secret has a secret

The flying doesn't bother me, I do it monthly...   20 hours wouldn't be very much fun though, I'm on the east coast.  Is a loo the acting bathroom for the residence?  And why is it outdoors?  What if a croc ate my ass during the night?  Think i'll stay here for the time being... Do hotels also have outdoor facilities?

We have the luxury of both an indoor and an outdoor loo - great for BBQs and parties!  Sadly, though, I don't have any friends.

...Ha, I kid!  I'm satisfactorily popular for a hermit *S*

xxCattxx

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chris33fantasy

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Re: Mrs_Secret has a secret

Aren't there more pictures in Your folio than they were at the beginning ? Anyway every picture is worth watching it !

jackscratch

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Re: Mrs_Secret has a secret

Welcome to the forums, falling4fun!

As for Mrs_Secret?  She looks all natural woman to me, but I do know what you're getting at - those Thai boygirls have impossibly *immaculate* breasts.  But they're way too 'perfect'.   Am guessing, however, that this speculation isn't a very effective pick-up line in clubs? *grin*

Catt

Thanks for the welcome, Catt...you're spot on with the lady boy's perfection. What they've got ain't home grown if you know what I mean. And are you suggesting I need to change my tactics ; ) Perhaps that's why I just don't seem to get anywhere with the girls in Thailand?!  Thailand is an amazing place. Doesnt' seem to be the sexual hangups that exist in the western world. I'm not talking about sexual subjugation, but more just the acceptance for all types of sexuality.  Maybe it's a buddhist thing. Quite refreshing...

dmbhead

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Re: Mrs_Secret has a secret

We have the luxury of both an indoor and an outdoor loo - great for BBQs and parties!  Sadly, though, I don't have any friends.

...Ha, I kid!  I'm satisfactorily popular for a hermit *S*

xxCattxx

I'll be your friend.   BUT.... Would you want a friend who spent 20+ hours on a plane to stay in the outdoor loo when he arrives?

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SCSIgirl

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Re: Mrs_Secret has a secret

OK, my turn. This is a tough one...I've been combing your folio, looking for clues. Nothing is really coming up, well, that's not true but you know what I mean. OK, here's a wild guess. In Thailand the most beautiful women are usually girlie boys, meaning that they've had operations that ahem change them...and some of them you literally cannot tell. Everything looks female. Doesn't really feel like made by ma nature, but sure looks it. And they can be incredibly beautiful. So I guess there's my guess. And I said it was wild and hopefully not offending you, cuz you ARE incredibly beautiful. By the way, this is my first post, I've been lurking for a coupla months. ISM totally ROCKS...

Hey, kiddo,  the finest surgeon in the world couldn't create that incredible flower.  THAT was designed for eating by the finest of genes.  No fakery there.

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SCSIgirl

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Re: Mrs_Secret has a secret

hey guys can anyone guess my secret??

Ok....  Come on brain......  think of SOMETHING!

1.  You are a master hacker/ripper and you have discovered all our real identities.

2.  You have decided to score on everyone of us and are currently flying around the world to accomplish that mission.  (Hey, I can dream, can't I)?

3.  You are looking for that rare, one-of-kind SCSI mattress?  (Now I'm really dreaming)

4.  You are really Fen's secret lover and the two of you are putting together the ultimate video that will incenerate the ISM servers and anything else that is nearby. (Whew!  that image is too much to handle...  I gotta go to bed...   I'll try and distract my self with Liandra)

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gandalf

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Re: Mrs_Secret has a secret

Whats your secret?

mrs_secret

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Re: Mrs_Secret has a secret

Well, thanx for all the coments guys the closeest anyone came to was dmbhead and to answer your question dmbhead i do like girls... no change that i love girls but there are some hot ass guys around id love to sink my teeth into...so now lets all stop take a breath and think of all the possibilities MRS_SECRET secret is... love you all lots and please keep voting. mrs_secretxoxox