#1 February 24th, 2006 08:20 PM

gala

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uk kids: if you want it...

...i'll need some help.  i've been trying to procure a video camera (mini dv) to make a few ism/ba videos.  so far it hasn't worked out.  and i have no money and i need to go home (i'm actually american, which may or may not be clear in my profile) and i need ism to buy my virtual vagina from me.  so, though i know it's a long shot, i'm making a desperate cry for help here from anyone who's living in the uk or elsewhere who would be willing to let me borrow a dv cam for a few days (those days have to be sunny so i can get decent lighting, which is a little problematic on this island).  i know it's kind of a lot to ask to have someone i've never met in physical presence to let me borrow a precious piece of electronic equipment, for which i can only offer that i let you see my unmentionables, which is a sort of virtual trust, and if you let me borrow it you can see tons more of them.  and that if i failed to take proper care of it and return it, i would bear the wrath of angry forumers, which we all know is a fate worse than death.  i'm willing to pay for all of the postage or even pick it up if it's within a reasonable distance on the train.  i'll even have lunch with you. so, if by chance anyone's able and willing to help, the entire ism community will be that much better acquainted with my amazing vagina and it's fabulous ejaculatory tricks!

catt

Member

Re: uk kids: if you want it...

...i'll need some help.  i've been trying to procure a video camera (mini dv) to make a few ism/ba videos.  so far it hasn't worked out.  and i have no money and i need to go home (i'm actually american, which may or may not be clear in my profile) and i need ism to buy my virtual vagina from me.  so, though i know it's a long shot, i'm making a desperate cry for help here from anyone who's living in the uk or elsewhere who would be willing to let me borrow a dv cam for a few days (those days have to be sunny so i can get decent lighting, which is a little problematic on this island).  i know it's kind of a lot to ask to have someone i've never met in physical presence to let me borrow a precious piece of electronic equipment, for which i can only offer that i let you see my unmentionables, which is a sort of virtual trust, and if you let me borrow it you can see tons more of them.  and that if i failed to take proper care of it and return it, i would bear the wrath of angry forumers, which we all know is a fate worse than death.  i'm willing to pay for all of the postage or even pick it up if it's within a reasonable distance on the train.  i'll even have lunch with you. so, if by chance anyone's able and willing to help, the entire ism community will be that much better acquainted with my amazing vagina and it's fabulous ejaculatory tricks!

It sounds a neat arrangement Gala, but just be careful who you meet with from an online forum.  Perhaps advise that you will be taking a friend with you for the lunch date/exchange.

Am in no way saying ISM forum members are untrustworthy, but these can be dangerous times.

Just make sure you're well protected.

xxCattxx

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gala

Member

Re: uk kids: if you want it...

don't worry.  i know kung fu. 

xo

MrPicMe

Member

Re: uk kids: if you want it...

...Surely with your grand wealth, you could ship one out today...

gala

Member

Re: uk kids: if you want it...

the ism camera made its england rounds over christmas, and i had to pass it up due to an unforseen, uh, accident.  so i can't say it wasn't offered.  i'm still working on Head to try to get it back, but in the meantime i figured i had better make other attempts.  maybe if he sees me being a good ism citizen and trying to get one on my own he'll know that i'm truly committed to making the site a wetter place.

dmbhead

Member

Re: uk kids: if you want it...

If you're near Atlanta when you come home, you can borrow mine.

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Head

Administrator

Re: uk kids: if you want it...

the ism camera made its england rounds over christmas, and i had to pass it up due to an unforseen, uh, accident.  so i can't say it wasn't offered.  i'm still working on Head to try to get it back, but in the meantime i figured i had better make other attempts.  maybe if he sees me being a good ism citizen and trying to get one on my own he'll know that i'm truly committed to making the site a wetter place.

Oh I know you're committed, we're just fresh out of cameras right now and I'm trying to recall a few orphans from the USA without much luck.  There may be one available soon, I'll do my best...

dmbhead

Member

Re: uk kids: if you want it...

Oh I know you're committed, we're just fresh out of cameras right now and I'm trying to recall a few orphans from the USA without much luck.  There may be one available soon, I'll do my best...

You need a posse to help you with rounding those up?  Catt and I can cover the east & west coast!

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SCSIgirl

Member

Re: uk kids: if you want it...

You need a posse to help you with rounding those up?  Catt and I can cover the east & west coast!

Catt must have long arms.  Or maybe it's that tail........

I'd be glad to pick up California/Reno cameras as long as I can add some extra shooting to them......  ;-}

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dmbhead

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Re: uk kids: if you want it...

Catt must have long arms.  Or maybe it's that tail........

I'd be glad to pick up California/Reno cameras as long as I can add some extra shooting to them......  ;-}

Lately I've been picking on Catt due to the whole Rhino/Bear episode, not quite sure if she's noticed yet.

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catt

Member

Re: uk kids: if you want it...

Lately I've been picking on Catt due to the whole Rhino/Bear episode, not quite sure if she's noticed yet.

Yeah, laff it up chucklehead.  But don't come crying to me when you wake up one Sunday morning and find a rhino head laying on the pillow beside you.

xxCattxx

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jdudley76

Member

Re: uk kids: if you want it...

...i'll need some help.  i've been trying to procure a video camera (mini dv) to make a few ism/ba videos.  so far it hasn't worked out.  and i have no money and i need to go home (i'm actually american, which may or may not be clear in my profile) and i need ism to buy my virtual vagina from me.  so, though i know it's a long shot, i'm making a desperate cry for help here from anyone who's living in the uk or elsewhere who would be willing to let me borrow a dv cam for a few days (those days have to be sunny so i can get decent lighting, which is a little problematic on this island).  i know it's kind of a lot to ask to have someone i've never met in physical presence to let me borrow a precious piece of electronic equipment, for which i can only offer that i let you see my unmentionables, which is a sort of virtual trust, and if you let me borrow it you can see tons more of them.  and that if i failed to take proper care of it and return it, i would bear the wrath of angry forumers, which we all know is a fate worse than death.  i'm willing to pay for all of the postage or even pick it up if it's within a reasonable distance on the train.  i'll even have lunch with you. so, if by chance anyone's able and willing to help, the entire ism community will be that much better acquainted with my amazing vagina and it's fabulous ejaculatory tricks!

Oh I wish so badly I lived in England! The ironic thing is I can get access to a miniDV camera, but it's not technically mine, so there's no way I could mail it, especially internationally. It's a very tempting offer though.

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dmbhead

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Re: uk kids: if you want it...

Does the UK not have those rental type stores that America has?

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