#76 December 11th, 2005 12:02 PM

Markk02474

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Re: Me So...Sexually Charged?

"Pudendum" identifies what I find sexy to look at from behind when a woman bends at the waist. A friend referred to it as a mouse - similar in size and curvature (hair too, sometimes). "Turgid" is an adjective I like for engorged bits.

Markk02474

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and to catch up...

I use "tramp" instead of "slut" if in doubt on offending a woman. Said with camp and hand on hip, "You shameless tramp/hussey!" is received as a complement on hooking up, flirting, clothing, dance move. macking, digits exchange etc..

"Jill off" has been around for decades. I remember San Francisco "Mother Goose" or "Jack and Jill" parties for mixed-gender, safe-sex.

Fucked up was the most common usage I heard of "stuffed" in Sydney, and quite often. BTW, snafu is used in the States, having origin in the military around WWII - Situation Normal, All Fucked Up.

Bastard in Oz is indeed like cunt or even bugger in the UK as I might say to a buddy: "She's flirting with you, you stupid cunt."

One bizarre thing happened to me one January near Harrods on the way to get back the VAT. A woman with shopping bags stopped me and asked: "Would you like sex?" I did look good in my new cashmere overcoat and blue jeans(Yank!), but she didn't look like a working girl at all. I said: "Excuse me?". She said it again, and I had been thinking about getting to the store before it closed and not sex when she asked, so I just smiled and replied "No, but thanks for asking." Afterwards, my thoughts turned to sex, however. Damn.

romeodeaux

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Was recently discussing with a friend certain words and phrases - related to sex - that run a chill up my spine, all kicked off by said friend's use of the word 'horny' (a personal favourite pet hate of mine).   He had issue with 'panties', himself, although I feel this might be singularly due to a deliberate backlash against an upbringing comprised mainly of Benny Hill and Carry On films. 

What terms, slang, bastardisations, and turns of phrase in relation to sex really get you grimacing, if any?

(Adversely, I really am quite fond of 'knickers'...)

An ex- girlfriend used to insist i call her vagina her  ' vag'  which i never liked , so consequently never did. But for her, nothing else was acceptable , nothing else would do. I'd never heard any other girls use it, still haven't. It always made me cringe because by association it reminded me of the word ' veg ' as in vegetable. I ended up calling that much loved and attended part of her body her , ' your - you - know - what '. anything was  preferable including the word ' vagina ' , anything other than the dreadful  ' vag '. I think I unwittingly failed some sort of test, because I wouldn't use this esoteric word gifted to me, known only to initiates of her  past boarding school ' bullyboy ' girl gang subcult-ure . She always referred to my beloved , precious pride & joy after that as, ' it '. I dunno , mabye she was trying to tell me something.

catt

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An ex- girlfriend used to insist i call her vagina her  ' vag'  which i never liked , so consequently never did. But for her, nothing else was acceptable , nothing else would do. I'd never heard any other girls use it, still haven't. It always made me cringe because by association it reminded me of the word ' veg ' as in vegetable. I ended up calling that much loved and attended part of her body her , ' your - you - know - what '. anything was  preferable including the word ' vagina ' , anything other than the dreadful  ' vag '. I think I unwittingly failed some sort of test, because I wouldn't use this esoteric word gifted to me, known only to initiates of her  past boarding school ' bullyboy ' girl gang subcult-ure . She always referred to my beloved , precious pride & joy after that as, ' it '. I dunno , mabye she was trying to tell me something.

A female friend and I also use 'vag', or 'spadge' when making a flippant comment about girlie bits - it's not a delicate or classy term in the slightest.  Maybe it's my sense of humour, but I still tend to find all penis/sexual/vaginal-descriptives as amusing, and cannot use such words with any modicum of seriousness.

As for 'it', you need to reclaim your pride and joy's dignity by giving it a new name - consider something smacking of royalty, or maybe a variant on the moniker of a renowned historical maurauder!

(Although to be honest, any naked man with an erection approaching me whilst shouting 'advance and conquer, Attila The Gun!' would either win my undying love, or be ungraciously ejected from my suburb.  I won't know until it happens, and I'm living in the moment...)

xxCattxx

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romeodeaux

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catt, Thanks for your funny, perceptive, informative reply , which was  spot on. I don't want to get all mushy & mawkish , but I'm a bit tipsy at the moment . That's my excuse anyway. [ Bring on the violins..] But the world just seems a brighter , warmer place  because theirs a girl / s like you in it. That increases my confidence in the possibility that  i'll eventually meet some, where i live .  I hope you had a cool xmas & have a happy fun packed new year.

i'm going to post this now . Before i  wake up in the morning, and change my mind about posting it.

p.s. What does *s* mean?

catt

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But the world just seems a brighter , warmer place  because theirs a girl / s like you in it.

Boy, you are drunk!

Thank you, lovely Sir!  I hope you had a spanking Christmas too (and make sure there's something left for the rest of us to drink on New Years, wouldya?!)

*S* = smile.  Am truly not a fan of emoticons, but occasionally I need to convey some type of happiness or delight, so *S* is my compromise.

xxCattxx

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cynicism

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[snip]

(Although to be honest, any naked man with an erection approaching me whilst shouting 'advance and conquer, Attila The Gun!' would either win my undying love, or be ungraciously ejected from my suburb.  I won't know until it happens, and I'm living in the moment...)

xxCattxx

Such a hypothetical male should definitely be rejected, ejected, even defenestrated - that's just a frightening thought. I doubt I'll have nightmares about it, but reading it certainly made me uncomfortable.

catt

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Such a hypothetical male should definitely be rejected, ejected, even defenestrated - that's just a frightening thought. I doubt I'll have nightmares about it, but reading it certainly made me uncomfortable.

I'm all for humour in the bedroom, really.  I'm a goofball, myself.  However, some guys take it too far when they don't even realise their behaviour is ridiculous.  One guy I briefly dated would yahoo-it-up and 'perform' as though he was in a 80's porno, cheesy one-liners and all.  I had to stuff some pillow in my mouth for fear of bursting out laughing*

*I'm adult enough to realise that you should never laugh at anything unintended (ie: an obvious joke) in the bedroom, as that is the place where there is the most potential to do some serious psychological damage.  However, it should be noted that accidental passing of wind is always hilarious.

xxCattxx

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dmbhead

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However, I will say that the former goes much better with some cream cheese and a slice of sourdough.

I hate the term cunt. As Markk said, my ex called other women cunts and when I saw the cream cheese reference, I related the two and gagged. Guess I can't eat cream cheese anymore. Avocado still rocks!

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catt

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I hate the term cunt. As Markk said, my ex called other women cunts and when I saw the cream cheese reference, I related the two and gagged. Guess I can't eat cream cheese anymore. Avocado still rocks!

Am sorry to ruin your cream cheese experience

(And yes, avocado does, indeed, rock *S*)

xxCattxx

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dmbhead

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Am sorry to ruin your cream cheese experience

(And yes, avocado does, indeed, rock *S*)

xxCattxx

Tis okay. I'll be over it by morning. I don't plan on skipping my bagel and cream cheese breakfast!

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calibre

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I HATE when people call their nipples 'nips'... and this one is so ridiculous, an old boyfriend of mine called my boobs 'breasticals'.. it made me want to vomit.

This thread reminds me of the movie amelie, listing one of the character's dislikes for the term 'fruit of thy womb'

catt

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I HATE when people call their nipples 'nips'... and this one is so ridiculous, an old boyfriend of mine called my boobs 'breasticals'.. it made me want to vomit.

This thread reminds me of the movie amelie, listing one of the character's dislikes for the term 'fruit of thy womb'

Yeah, I've heard the old 'chesticles' chestnut, and it's more laughable than anything else.  No wonder this boy is an ex...

xxCattxx

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wantingscott

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the Chesticles reminds me of that joke off 1993's classic Dr Dre "the Chronic", the song "Deeez Nuuuuts"

anyway. i've always liked the word "ninnies" to describe a girl's nipples. i was dating a girl when i was 17 (that was about 15 years ago... ) and she wore a button that said "itty bitty tittie committie". that drove me to a lifelong obsession with small "ninnies", which is how she referred to her breasts in general....

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catt

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the Chesticles reminds me of that joke off 1993's classic Dr Dre "the Chronic", the song "Deeez Nuuuuts"

anyway. i've always liked the word "ninnies" to describe a girl's nipples. i was dating a girl when i was 17 (that was about 15 years ago... ) and she wore a button that said "itty bitty tittie committie". that drove me to a lifelong obsession with small "ninnies", which is how she referred to her breasts in general....

See, 'ninny' always reminded me of Dr. Smith from Lost In Space, who would often utter a disgusted "You <i>ninny</i>!" to anyone who questioned his methods.

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...and as a kid, I also thought "Bubble-headed booby" (which he used to direct at the robot) was the best insult, ever.

Who am I kidding?  I still do.

xxCattxx

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