You are not logged in.
Readers of James White's Sector General stories would appreciate the nomination of "it" and derivatives in place of "they".
Interestingly, I gather that one of the reasons for the use of third person plural in place of third person singular (which would be far more acceptable) is the implication in the use of the third person singular of androgeny. "I know someone who would post to IShotMyself if it were not embarrassed about its figure" makes the person in question sound androgenous. So instead we get the strange construction: "I know someone who would post to IShotMyself if they were not embarrassed about their figure". See what I mean?
I was amused by an article I read once that suggested the replacement of "man" could go too far. After all, replacing "man" with "woman" in "woman" produces "wowoman", which then becomes "wowowoman", and then we get told off for stuttering...
Quite
"I have a friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus"
Offline
I like to watch: The Lovely Ladies on ISM (Zille, Catt, Mckenzie love ya work ladies !!)
Ah, you're a Brissy boy!
(And as flattering as it was to be listed next to ISM goddesses Zille and McKenzie, I'm afraid I'm just a forum pleb, and not an ISM girlie at all...)
xxCattxx
the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.
Offline
Ah, you're a Brissy boy!
(And as flattering as it was to be listed next to ISM goddesses Zille and McKenzie, I'm afraid I'm just a forum pleb, and not an ISM girlie at all...)
xxCattxx
Aw, come on Kitty..... Surely there MUST be SOMETHING in the shoebox in the closet. How about that naked Toga party in college..... or the week spent at Burning Man in the blistering Nevada desert.... or the time you jumped in the swimming pool full of spaghetti......? Surely there must be something from your checkered past that you could share. ....Although the pelvic exam is pretty spicy....
"Apple of my Eye", "bated breath", "brave new world", "caught red-handed" - all coined by Shakespeare.
Offline
Ah, you're a Brissy boy!
(And as flattering as it was to be listed next to ISM goddesses Zille and McKenzie, I'm afraid I'm just a forum pleb, and not an ISM girlie at all...)
xxCattxx
There's a folio called Catt by Katrina, I think it causes some confusion. (Though I'm a big fan of you forum work Catt! ;o) )
"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." - George W. Bush, as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002
Offline
Ah, you're a Brissy boy!
(And as flattering as it was to be listed next to ISM goddesses Zille and McKenzie, I'm afraid I'm just a forum pleb, and not an ISM girlie at all...)
xxCattxx
Hi Catt,
Yes I realise that you have (unfortunately) only appeared in the forums so far,
I have for just a little while been following the threads and having a laugh at what
some of you guys come up with in conversation it makes for an interesting read after another long day at work..... thankyou for this chance to introduce
ourselves.... alas yes I am indeed a Brissy Boy born and bred.....and joining the illustrious ranks of the Thirty Somethings tomorrow......
Hope you all have a fantastic New Years whatever mischief you are up to !!!!
Thanks again Catt..... What chance a folio from you to celebrate the New Year ???
I'm sure you would not disappoint....
Cheers
Nico.
"I have a friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus"
Offline
Birthplace: New York City
Age: 38
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 180 lbs.
Starsign: virgo
Relationship status: single
Currently living in: Phoenix, Arizona
I like to smell: vanilla, cinnamon, women, garlic and more
I like to listen to: my fave. bands, excited women, motors racing, silence, cats puring
I like to watch: sports, motorsports, south park and cops
I like to taste: vanilla, cinnamon, women, garlic and more
I like to feel: well rested and energized, skin on skin
Why you like I Shot Myself: wide array of interesting women and unique self visions create some great viewing pleasure for me.
Biggest passion in life: being good to myself and others
My website/fav website: espn, speedtv, ISM, various band sites and some porn as well
Favourite part of body: Brain
Favourite part of someone else's body: Brain, Face, Vagina, Hands/Feet
Most outrageous thing you have done: flipped my toyota carona in the queens/manhattan midtown tunnel or all the times I survived flying around on my yamaha radian high on whatever. ahhh to be young and stupid (and lucky).
Fave band/artist: Tool, NIN, PJ Harvey, Low, Radiohead, The Standard, ATDI, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum and more.
Fave book: No single one but I prefer Biographies and True Stories over Fiction by a long measure
Fave film: Happiness, City of Lost Children, Resevior Dogs, the 1st Aliens and more.
Other interests:sports, film, music, motorsports, women, good food
Who you'd most like to see shoot themselves: my future wife, whoever that may be
Who you'd least like to see shoot themselves: mom and dad
Offline
Aw, come on Kitty..... Surely there MUST be SOMETHING in the shoebox in the closet. How about that naked Toga party in college..... or the week spent at Burning Man in the blistering Nevada desert.... or the time you jumped in the swimming pool full of spaghetti......? Surely there must be something from your checkered past that you could share. ....Although the pelvic exam is pretty spicy....
As Danny Glover would say, I'm too old for that shit. And when I was in my wild youth, I was too busy evading the police to be documenting the process *S*
Pelvic exam is it, I'm afraid.
xxxCattxxx
the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.
Offline
There's a folio called Catt by Katrina, I think it causes some confusion.
I noticed that! There's a lot of Cat/Catt/Kats in the world these days, so things can get a wee bit confusing. However I'm sure that if I did happen to post a folio on ISM, you'd all be well aware of it. I just might break the Internet.
(And no, I am not a virus)
(Though I'm a big fan of you forum work Catt! ;o) )
Thanks, lovely. It's spanking to interact with such pleasant and fun folk in the forums.
xxxCattxxx
the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.
Offline
Hi Catt,
Yes I realise that you have (unfortunately) only appeared in the forums so far,
I have for just a little while been following the threads and having a laugh at what
some of you guys come up with in conversation it makes for an interesting read after another long day at work..... thankyou for this chance to introduce
ourselves.... alas yes I am indeed a Brissy Boy born and bred.....and joining the illustrious ranks of the Thirty Somethings tomorrow......Hope you all have a fantastic New Years whatever mischief you are up to !!!!
Thanks again Catt..... What chance a folio from you to celebrate the New Year ???
I'm sure you would not disappoint....Cheers
Nico.
Cheers, AL, and happy birthday! I'm heading for the 3-0 myself this year, and I'm not afraid...not afraid at all...
*stockpiling water bottles and Spam*
As for am ISM folio, I'll reiterate with a big I'm Afraid Not. Am currently in no physical position to be getting naked online - but you'll be the first to know should I have a sudden change of heart. *S*
xxCattxx
the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.
Offline
Fave band/artist: Tool, NIN, PJ Harvey, Low, Radiohead, The Standard, ATDI, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum and more.
Oi! Hi there! Do you happen to know of a song Sleepytime Gorilla Museum did based on (my favourite) comic artist, Al Columbia? I've been trying to find out about it/track it down everywhere (I've currently only heard SGM's Sleep Is Wrong...)
Catt
the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.
Offline
Cheers, AL, and happy birthday! I'm heading for the 3-0 myself this year, and I'm not afraid...not afraid at all...
One more thing we have in common Catt, I'll be 30 in a few months too.
As for am ISM folio, I'll reiterate with a big I'm Afraid Not. Am currently in no physical position to be getting naked online - but you'll be the first to know should I have a sudden change of heart. *S*
I was tempted to respond in your stead for this one, as I feel bad this issue has to keep recurring for you. As poilite and flattering as people are, it must get tireing.
"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." - George W. Bush, as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002
Offline
I was tempted to respond in your stead for this one, as I feel bad this issue has to keep recurring for you. As poilite and flattering as people are, it must get tireing.
Ahh, it'll happen now and then. It doesn't bother me so much, as I'm not one to succumb to peer pressure. Just because I'm female and posting on the forums, doesn't mean I'm suddenly obliged to get nude. *S*
But you're a sweetheart, nonetheless.
xxCattxx
the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.
Offline
Birthplace: Rockford, IL.
Age: 24
Height: 5 2
Weight: 130
Starsign: Aries
Relationship status: Limbo
Currently living in: Rockford, Illinois
I like to smell: Peachs and packages of bubblicious
I like to listen to: Soundtracks from movies I love
I like to watch: Romantic Comedys (the good ones are few and far between)
I like to taste: Too many to choose from, food.. and some men
I like to feel: Silk on my skin and the hands of my man
Why you like I Shot Myself: everyone has beautiful lines and curves and it's nice to see women appreciating themselves
Biggest passion in life: My 3 children
My website/fav website: gaming sites (I'm boring in that respect)
Favourite part of body: for men their biceps and for women then line of thier spine
Favourite part of someone else's body:
Most outrageous thing you have done: recently I watched two people get it on in my car
Fave band/artist: Zero 7
Fave book: A book my mother gave me in 3rd grade The Witch Of Blackbird Pond"
Fave film: "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"
Other interests: Lately conversation with anyone who doesn't watch blues clues
Who you'd most like to see shoot themselves: A woman named Anna I met at New Years
Who you'd least like to see shoot themselves: myself
Offline
Ahh, it'll happen now and then. It doesn't bother me so much, as I'm not one to succumb to peer pressure. Just because I'm female and posting on the forums, doesn't mean I'm suddenly obliged to get nude. *S*
But you're a sweetheart, nonetheless.
xxCattxx
You just saying the word "panties" does it for me.
*shivers*
Witty one-liner encapsulating powerful insight.
Offline
I wanna play!
Birthplace: Oklahoma - I'll never forgive my parents!
Age: 30
Height: 5'11
Weight: 174 #s
Starsign: Taurus
Relationship status: 4 years and waiting for it to end
Currently living in: a suburb of Atlanta
I like to smell: fall approaching/ camp fires
I like to listen to: music silly!
I like to watch: women kiss/ strangers interact/ my girlfriend grab the headboard from behind
I like to taste: Jack Daniels and Coke
I like to feel: euphoric
Why you like I Shot Myself: reminds me of college
Biggest passion in life: designing safe and environmentally friendly structures for people
My website/fav website: ISM, dmband.com, dpreview.com, aia.org
Favourite part of body: tummy
Favourite part of someone else's body: girlfriend's back
Most outrageous thing you have done: piss off people in this forum/ 142 mph on a bike
Fave band/artist: david gray, dmb, ani difranco, anything folkish really
Fave book: architectural digest - does that count?
Fave film: Nightmare Before Christmas/ any Burton really
Other interests: wine, photography, hiking, rock climbing, oral with her
Who you'd most like to see shoot themselves: Oh yes, Scarlett Johansson baby!!!
Who you'd least like to see shoot themselves: Condie Rice
What the duece?
Offline