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Whoever wrote this article deserves a gold-plated blowjob.
Curious as to what makes you think it was written by a man? Then again, a lot of people here ASSUME a lot about things/people they have never seen or met...
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Maybe Catt should have said :"Gold Plated Watch" and then you would know it was an award.
I was thinking of another way, but dental caries, and halitosis has never been a turn on for me.
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I think we should compare tails and let the public decide. ;-}
Ah .. well ... that might be ... um .... a little difficult.
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Curious as to what makes you think it was written by a man? Then again, a lot of people here ASSUME a lot about things/people they have never seen or met...
Someday you might give a GIRL a blow job: it's a lot of fun. Here's a hint: Blow is just an expression, you're really supposed to suck, gently and it's mostly licking.
"Apple of my Eye", "bated breath", "brave new world", "caught red-handed" - all coined by Shakespeare.
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Ah .. well ... that might be ... um .... a little difficult.
Nonsense, nonsense. Let the challangers post butt pics. Although Catt's tail might get in the way......... unless she's a Manx.
"Apple of my Eye", "bated breath", "brave new world", "caught red-handed" - all coined by Shakespeare.
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Nonsense, nonsense. Let the challangers post butt pics. Although Catt's tail might get in the way......... unless she's a Manx.
You won't hear any complaints from me about Catt's tail! ;o)
"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." - George W. Bush, as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002
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Hmmm
ISM is an internet site where the viewers "pull" the images to themselves.
I swear I read that sentence four times, wondering what an oddly-worded sentence about Onanism had to do with the issue of a man sticking pictures of his dangly bits on car windows.
Then I read the sentence that came afterwards. Oops.
And now I have mental images of a penis peforming the job of a windscreen wiper (swipe, swipe, swipe), and a possible array of user butt pics.
Clearly I've missed an interesting couple of days.
Witty one-liner encapsulating powerful insight.
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Nonsense, nonsense. Let the challangers post butt pics. Although Catt's tail might get in the way......... unless she's a Manx.
I'm now trying to decide whether your suggestion is inducement to shoot or incitement to riot. Whichever way round I shoot myself, the comparative Catt images come out top. I know cos I've already tried it and I much prefer Catt's butt to my own ;-)
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Curious as to what makes you think it was written by a man? Then again, a lot of people here ASSUME a lot about things/people they have never seen or met...
Seems you've taken a bit of a dislike to me, MrPicMe - why so prickly? I swear it wasn't me who dinged your car the other day...
the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.
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Someday you might give a GIRL a blow job: it's a lot of fun. Here's a hint: Blow is just an expression, you're really supposed to suck, gently and it's mostly licking.
I love having you as a rep - you say all the things I need to say, before I get a chance to say them. *S*
the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.
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I'm now trying to decide whether your suggestion is inducement to shoot or incitement to riot. Whichever way round I shoot myself, the comparative Catt images come out top. I know cos I've already tried it and I much prefer Catt's butt to my own ;-)
This is a one-off response, hopefully to nip this discussion in the butt (so to speak), but I'm telling you now, officially, that my derriere is highly unlikely to appear online any time soon. But off the record Bel, I think your butt would be in with a good chance - unless yours could also currently feed all the starving dogs in China...
(But wow, you are really all too kind xx).
the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.
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You won't hear any complaints from me about Catt's tail! ;o)
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I'm also quite fond of cattails myself *winks*
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This is a one-off response, hopefully to nip this discussion in the butt (so to speak), but I'm telling you now, officially, that my derriere is highly unlikely to appear online any time soon. But off the record Bel, I think your butt would be in with a good chance - unless yours could also currently feed all the starving dogs in China...
(But wow, you are really all too kind xx).
OK .... last butt comment from me and no buts .... me thinks that we may be at opposite ends of the same yardstick Catt, because my butt wouldn't feed all of the starving polar bears at the South Pole! Neither does it make any sort of useful counterbalance for the bits on the other side of my pelvic girdle ;-)
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OK .... last butt comment from me and no buts .... me thinks that we may be at opposite ends of the same yardstick Catt, because my butt wouldn't feed all of the starving polar bears at the South Pole! Neither does it make any sort of useful counterbalance for the bits on the other side of my pelvic girdle ;-)
I think the vast majority of people have some aspect of their body that they're not thrilled with. I know I do. I completely understand Catt's reluctance to put herself on display, and respect that. I do find myself disappointed, as I would be very curious to see what a girl with such a wonderful personality would do with a shoot (be it nude or not), but I understand especially since my own girlfriend is self-conscous for similar reasons.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I guess I just wanted to say: We love you Catt, regardless of whether you ever decide to do a shoot or not! ;o) I don't think anyone meant to make you feel pressured.
"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." - George W. Bush, as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002
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I think the vast majority of people have some aspect of their body that they're not thrilled with. I know I do. I completely understand Catt's reluctance to put herself on display, and respect that. I do find myself disappointed, as I would be very curious to see what a girl with such a wonderful personality would do with a shoot (be it nude or not), but I understand especially since my own girlfriend is self-conscous for similar reasons.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I guess I just wanted to say: We love you Catt, regardless of whether you ever decide to do a shoot or not! ;o) I don't think anyone meant to make you feel pressured.
I don't feel pressured, and thank you for the reassurances!
xxCattxx
the beauty of simplicity is the complexity it attracts.
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