#1 November 16th, 2005 12:07 PM

shannon

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alright, fess up

which one of you was this?

<b>Man arrested for spreading photos of penis</b>
MILWAUKEE, Oct. 26 (UPI) -- A Wisconsin man is in big trouble for photographing his penis, making copies and leaving them on women's windshields in at least four towns.

Jeffrey John Hein, 40, currently faces 30 charges of lewd and lascivious behavior for disseminating his private business throughout Hartford and West Bend, and police in Germantown and Menomonee Falls told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel he violated their penal codes as well.

Two of the criminal complaints say Hein got his artistic inspiration from a Web site called "I Shot Myself," which advises readers to "pickle yourself in the adrenaline rush of public nudity," the Journal Sentinel said.

Hein allegedly dropped his photos on windshields, pushed them threw open windows and flipped them through cracked sunroofs.

He would then watch for the women's reactions as they found his missive.

Many women reported the crime to their local police stations, but at least one woman was spotted taking the photo from her car and passing it onto another car at a Wal-Mart parking lot.

link: <a href="http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20051026-071834-5487r" target="_blank"><b>united press international</b></a>

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catt

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Re: alright, fess up

which one of you was this?

<b>Man arrested for spreading photos of penis</b>
MILWAUKEE, Oct. 26 (UPI) -- A Wisconsin man is in big trouble for photographing his penis, making copies and leaving them on women's windshields in at least four towns.

Jeffrey John Hein, 40, currently faces 30 charges of lewd and lascivious behavior for disseminating his private business throughout Hartford and West Bend, and police in Germantown and Menomonee Falls told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel he violated their penal codes as well.

Two of the criminal complaints say Hein got his artistic inspiration from a Web site called "I Shot Myself," which advises readers to "pickle yourself in the adrenaline rush of public nudity," the Journal Sentinel said.

Hein allegedly dropped his photos on windshields, pushed them threw open windows and flipped them through cracked sunroofs.

He would then watch for the women's reactions as they found his missive.

Many women reported the crime to their local police stations, but at least one woman was spotted taking the photo from her car and passing it onto another car at a Wal-Mart parking lot.

link: <a href="http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20051026-071834-5487r" target="_blank"><b>united press international</b></a>

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Whoever wrote this article deserves a gold-plated blowjob. The subtle innuendo is beautiful.

As for the culprit, I guess we're all suspects...except for me, because I'm a penis-less Australian.   But several folks here could very well be responsible for such heinous attacks on delicate feminine sensibilities.  A penis in public?!  God forbid.  If someone approached me in public to waggle their floppy piece of bacon about (be it a pixellated penis or in the flesh), I'd sheer faint from the disgrace of it all.

On a totally non-related topic, has anyone seen Nagaloo recently...*grins*

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shannon

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Re: alright, fess up

Whoever wrote this article deserves a gold-plated blowjob. The subtle innuendo is beautiful.

As for the culprit, I guess we're all suspects...except for me, because I'm a penis-less Australian.   But several folks here could very well be responsible for such heinous attacks on delicate feminine sensibilities.  A penis in public?!  God forbid.  If someone approached me in public to waggle their floppy piece of bacon about (be it a pixellated penis or in the flesh), I'd sheer faint from the disgrace of it all.

On a totally non-related topic, has anyone seen Nagaloo recently...*grins*

hahahaha

MrPicMe

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Whoever wrote this article deserves a gold-plated blowjob.

???What does that even mean???
However, I do agree, the writer should recieve the "Buffoon Award" for the misuse of the word "threw" that was used in the article.

PS: Why would public nudity by shocking to you? Isn't that 90% ISM content?

Belgareth

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which one of you was this?

<b>Man arrested for spreading photos of penis</b>
MILWAUKEE, Oct. 26 (UPI) -- A Wisconsin man is in big trouble for photographing his penis, making copies and leaving them on women's windshields in at least four towns.

Jeffrey John Hein, 40, currently faces 30 charges of lewd and lascivious behavior for disseminating his private business throughout Hartford and West Bend, and police in Germantown and Menomonee Falls told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel he violated their penal codes as well.

Two of the criminal complaints say Hein got his artistic inspiration from a Web site called "I Shot Myself," which advises readers to "pickle yourself in the adrenaline rush of public nudity," the Journal Sentinel said.

Hein allegedly dropped his photos on windshields, pushed them threw open windows and flipped them through cracked sunroofs.

He would then watch for the women's reactions as they found his missive.

Many women reported the crime to their local police stations, but at least one woman was spotted taking the photo from her car and passing it onto another car at a Wal-Mart parking lot.

link: <a href="http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20051026-071834-5487r" target="_blank"><b>united press international</b></a>

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I am certainly not unhappy with my dangly bits but there's no way that I'm flying out to Wisconsin to distribute images of them. I'd have to have a damn good reason for flying out there to display them live and if you hear of someone being arrested for a similar heinous crime in the UK, that ain't me either! I've got better things to do than try to pass my privates off as a windshied wiper.

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jdudley76

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...police in Germantown and Menomonee Falls told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel he violated their penal codes as well.

"Penal code"  *snickers*

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SCSIgirl

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???What does that even mean???
However, I do agree, the writer should recieve the "Buffoon Award" for the misuse of the word "threw" that was used in the article.

PS: Why would public nudity by shocking to you? Isn't that 90% ISM content?

I'm sure she was refferring to the violation of PENAL codes and other puns.

And we all know it was you.  You're a photographer,  and you live in that part of the world,  and it falls right in line with your posts!!!!!!!!

I'd say it was cheeky of you,  but we're talking about the front side.

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SCSIgirl

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Re: alright, fess up

which one of you was this?

<b>Man arrested for spreading photos of penis</b>
MILWAUKEE, Oct. 26 (UPI) -- A Wisconsin man is in big trouble for photographing his penis, making copies and leaving them on women's windshields in at least four towns.

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Two of the criminal complaints say Hein got his artistic inspiration from a Web site called "I Shot Myself," which advises readers to "pickle yourself in the adrenaline rush of public nudity," the Journal Sentinel said.

link: <a href="http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20051026-071834-5487r" target="_blank"><b>united press international</b></a>

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1).  How would they know that??

and

2)  I never knew about the Pickles in the ISM mission statement.

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catt

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Re: alright, fess up

???What does that even mean???
However, I do agree, the writer should recieve the "Buffoon Award" for the misuse of the word "threw" that was used in the article.

PS: Why would public nudity by shocking to you? Isn't that 90% ISM content?

What does a 'gold-plated blowjob' entail?  That would be telling.

As for public nudity being 'shocking' to me, I was most certainly taking the piss *S*

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catt

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I've got better things to do than try to pass my privates off as a windshied wiper.

Dear Sir,

I understand that this was not your intent, but now you have me wondering as to the machination of such a feat.

Yours In Curiosity,

Catt

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catt

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I'm sure she was refferring to the violation of PENAL codes and other puns..

Correct! 

And we all know it was you.  You're a photographer,  and you live in that part of the world,  and it falls right in line with your posts!!!!!!!!

I'd say it was cheeky of you,  but we're talking about the front side

...also high on my Suspects List.  MrPicMe just needs be questioned over possible possession of dark, waterproof trenchcoat and fake moustaches before this investigation can go any further...

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voyeur2

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Hmmm

ISM is an internet site where the viewers "pull" the images to themselves.

Radio, television, movies, and photos under windshields are "push" advertising.

The difference being that on the first hand the viewer goes out looking for the sights, and on the other hand the imagery is shoved out in to the receiver's view/ears.

An apt description for mr willy waver - push advertiser of the week?

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MrPicMe

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I'm sure she was refferring to the violation of PENAL codes and other puns.

And we all know it was you.  You're a photographer,  and you live in that part of the world,  and it falls right in line with your posts!!!!!!!!

I'd say it was cheeky of you,  but we're talking about the front side.

Dear Watson,
I'm not sure what having an interest in photography and living in North America has much to do with said "crime". (That would make most of ISM's viewers suspects, wouldn't it?) However, I do question your reading comprehension skills. For the slow, I ask again: What is a "Gold Plated Blowjob"? ...How could that sound, even remotely, like my question had ANYTHING to do with the article or its "puns"?

MrPicMe

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As for public nudity being 'shocking' to me, I was most certainly taking the piss *S*

Aussie colloquialisms don't translate well. Plain english please.

MrPicMe

Member

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Many women reported the crime to their local police stations, but at least one woman was spotted taking the photo from her car and passing it onto another car at a Wal-Mart parking lot.

Now that's what I call "spreading the love"!!!

SCSIgirl

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Dear Watson,
I'm not sure what having an interest in photography and living in North America has much to do with said "crime". (That would make most of ISM's viewers suspects, wouldn't it?) However, I do question your reading comprehension skills. For the slow, I ask again: What is a "Gold Plated Blowjob"? ...How could that sound, even remotely, like my question had ANYTHING to do with the article or its "puns"?

My, my, but we're defensive.  Musta touched a nerve there.  QuestioningRule #1:  The guilty tend to cringe.

Maybe Catt should have said :"Gold Plated Watch"  and then you would know it was an award.   ???Why am I explaining this????  ....

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jdudley76

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Aussie colloquialisms don't translate well. Plain english please.

I think she meant she was being sarcastic.

MrPicMe just needs be questioned over possible possession of dark, waterproof trenchcoat and fake moustaches before this investigation can go any further...

I'm definately developing a crush on Catt and her wonderful sense of humor!

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Belgareth

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Dear Sir,

I understand that this was not your intent, but now you have me wondering as to the machination of such a feat.

Yours In Curiosity,

Catt

Dear Madam,

I do not see where tents entered into the discussion, whether in or out, nor to my recollection did feet. However my machinations often have me wondering.

Yours fatefully,

Bel

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catt

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Dear Watson,
I'm not sure what having an interest in photography and living in North America has much to do with said "crime". (That would make most of ISM's viewers suspects, wouldn't it?) However, I do question your reading comprehension skills. For the slow, I ask again: What is a "Gold Plated Blowjob"? ...How could that sound, even remotely, like my question had ANYTHING to do with the article or its "puns"?

It would be difficult to explain what a gold-plated blowjob is to someone who has never actually received one.  It's kinda like trying to describe 'euphoria' or explain the taste of licorice to a friend.  Once you become the recipient of one, MrPicMe, you'll know exactly what a gold-plated blowjob is. *S*

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catt

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Maybe Catt should have said :"Gold Plated Watch"  and then you would know it was an award.   ???Why am I explaining this????  ....

...so as I won't have to *winks*

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catt

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I'm definately developing a crush on Catt and her wonderful sense of humor!

My 'wonderful sense of humour' is available for $5.95 AU per minute over the phone.  You can find my # at any toilet stall wall nearest you.  No, not that one.  Yesss, that one.

(O, you SO made my Friday.  Friday is Prone To Flattery day...)

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catt

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Dear Madam,

I do not see where tents entered into the discussion, whether in or out, nor to my recollection did feet. However my machinations often have me wondering.

Yours fatefully,

Bel

Bel, you've outfoxed me.  Remind me to never challenge you at Scrabble.

Uno's okay, though.

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jdudley76

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My 'wonderful sense of humour' is available for $5.95 AU per minute over the phone.  You can find my # at any toilet stall wall nearest you.  No, not that one.  Yesss, that one.

(O, you SO made my Friday.  Friday is Prone To Flattery day...)

rofl. And it would be worth every penny!

Making your day has definately made mine.

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Belgareth

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Bel, you've outfoxed me.  Remind me to never challenge you at Scrabble.

Uno's okay, though.

Catt, forget the Scrabble, you are definitely more foxy than I ever will be.

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SCSIgirl

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Catt, forget the Scrabble, you are definitely more foxy than I ever will be.

I think we should compare tails and let the public decide. ;-}

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"Apple of my Eye", "bated breath", "brave new world", "caught red-handed" - all coined by Shakespeare.