#1 August 22nd, 2005 11:40 PM

wantingscott

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love/hate: mother-in-law

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when my wife and i were dating, her mom was very young (about the age my wife and i are now.) Her mom reminded me so much of Melanie Griffith, right down to the babydoll whisper of a voice, and ver cute/beautiful. "See the mother to see the daughter an she ages" it goes.

Anyway. shortly after we met, my wife says "i think my mom likes you." i said "that's great, i hope so." "No, i mean i think she LIKES you..."   and so it's gone, one of the greatest mother-in-laws a guy could have.

NOW- her mom would never get into a swimsuit (spider veins in her legs). Her parents recently celebrated their 40th anniversary and went to Hawii. before their trip, mom took my advice and 1. got saline treatment for her spiderveins and 2. brought some EXCELLENT swimsuits.

Yesterday was the first time i ever saw my wife's mom in a swim suit. we were all in the pool. i was suprised at how revealing her mom's swimsuit was.  I must confess- she is 61 now, but still lokks to be in her 40's. and DAMN- she has AWESOME tits. i mean, not a sag, and so round. OOOOH!!!! the future looks bright. elastin runs strong in that family...

here's to you, mrs. robinson,
Scott

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nagaloo

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Re: love/hate: mother-in-law

Well you should come to the "Y" I go to lots of older women doing a great job of staying in shape. So why dont we see some here? Age isn't a hangup for me younger or older. Just look after what you have.
Stew

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nagaloo

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Re: love/hate: mother-in-law

As I type this almost 400 have viewed this thread. But you and I stand alone buddy. There are a few topics that leave them all speechless. I didn't think mother in-laws and older women would be one. I have always had my eye on older women. Wouldn't mind offering my services to my friends mom shes 50 + and looks ok to me. But you have to do those things descretely. Ha Ha!  give a few hints till they catch on or ignore you. And I am not suggesting anything between you and mom there, just enjoy the view and relax knowing your wife will hold out the same.
Stew

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SCSIgirl

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Re: love/hate: mother-in-law

As I type this almost 400 have viewed this thread. But you and I stand alone buddy. There are a few topics that leave them all speechless.
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Stew

I don't think it's "speechless"  so much as "no Opinion".  If the subject of sex with ETs came up,  I'd probably have "No Opinion".  There are many threads that even the most verbose of us do not reply to:  it wasn't enough to get our dander up.

So,  yep,  you're on your own.

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roxxie

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Re: love/hate: mother-in-law

I have no experience with mother-in-laws, so I don't have much to say on the topic!!

I do like sexy older women though!

nagaloo

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Re: love/hate: mother-in-law

Well I didnt expect to get all the monkeys howling at once. I know I dont wade in on every thread. Its just most get a few comments. Now my quota has been reached.
Stew

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liandra_dahl

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Re: love/hate: mother-in-law

I have no experience with mother-in-laws, so I don't have much to say on the topic!!

I do like sexy older women though!

I was never hot for my mother in law, she was just not my type, and she had no teeth, I like teeth. She used to walk around in a T-shirt that said "68...I'll give you one" which I found disturbing at 18, whilst also being comical because she probably gave great head with out any teeth to get in the way. However, much as I would never were a T-shirt that said that, (even though I, too, love 69's), I think I was being a bit ageist.

However I have had a massive crush on my Classic's lecturer at university. I estimate her age to be around 38-48. I'm not good at guessing ages so I've made this rather broad. I think I'd just about do cartwheels if I found she, or someone similar was posting a folio on ISM.

Also when I was a teenager my bests friends Mum was really hot. She was only about 4ft 10" and she had DD boobs, she was trim and smartly dressed and she would have a glass of wine and smoke some weed with us now and again. Just about every single one of my friends boyfriends had a crush on her. It used to really piss her off, so I never confessed that I did too.

Belgareth

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Re: love/hate: mother-in-law

I was never hot for my mother in law, she was just not my type, and she had no teeth, I like teeth. She used to walk around in a T-shirt that said "68...I'll give you one" which I found disturbing at 18, whilst also being comical because she probably gave great head with out any teeth to get in the way. However, much as I would never were a T-shirt that said that, (even though I, too, love 69's), I think I was being a bit ageist.

However I have had a massive crush on my Classic's lecturer at university. I estimate her age to be around 38-48. I'm not good at guessing ages so I've made this rather broad. I think I'd just about do cartwheels if I found she, or someone similar was posting a folio on ISM.

Also when I was a teenager my bests friends Mum was really hot. She was only about 4ft 10" and she had DD boobs, she was trim and smartly dressed and she would have a glass of wine and smoke some weed with us now and again. Just about every single one of my friends boyfriends had a crush on her. It used to really piss her off, so I never confessed that I did too.

Much as I enjoy 69 because it's the only mutual pleasuring other than penetrative sex, somehow the thought of someone giving me gummy head is a real turn-off. I also find it disturbing even though I'm nowhere near 18 any longer.

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catt

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Re: love/hate: mother-in-law

[QUOTE=Belgareth]somehow the thought of someone giving me gummy head is a real turn-off.[QUOTE]

...but then again, so many boys are terrified of teeth.

Your term 'gummy head' made me grin, and had me thinking of a local species of shark;

<img src="http://www.mesa.edu.au/seaweek2005/images/Gummy-SharkSIS01.jpg"/>

(Though I seriously doubt anyone would want one of those going down on them, either...)

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liandra_dahl

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Re: love/hate: mother-in-law

[QUOTE=Belgareth]somehow the thought of someone giving me gummy head is a real turn-off.

...but then again, so many boys are terrified of teeth.

Your term 'gummy head' made me grin, and had me thinking of a local species of shark;

<img src="http://www.mesa.edu.au/seaweek2005/images/Gummy-SharkSIS01.jpg"/>

(Though I seriously doubt anyone would want one of those going down on them, either...)

Oh NO! The disturbing image of gummy shark head is burned on to my eyelids! I just know I'll dream about it tonight, and I'll be holding you responsible for the mental scaring that will entail young lady!

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