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samknox asked me this, I guess he thinks I am qualified to define one.
What academic qualification do you have for making the statements?
Come to think of it, since we're on the subject of "qualifications", I have a question for you:
What academic qualifications does it take in order to be certified as a horse's ass?
(Now, before you get excited, keep in mind that I didn't say you were a horse's ass. I just asked what the qualifications are.)
;-)
Sam
A horses ass is a metaphor for a type of human.
Shall we define the characteristics of a horses ass, then find humans that fit the definition from an academic point of view?
The horse is a male, otherwise it would be a mare, colt, or gelding.
The back end extrudes copious quantities of pungent brown matter of great fertilizing power.
It is mostly muscle and bone, with a tiny bit of soft sponge like matter not encased in bone - in a bag. Not actually a brain so it does not really think, but runs on testosterone, has a low IQ.
So the academic qualifications for a horses ass are that there are none,
it is testosterone driven, produces much pungent horse manure (usually as verbiage, not processed herbage.)
I kept asking you if you had some sort of academic qualifications because I was worried I might have been trying to communicate with an entity with no functioning brain.
A Horses Ass.
Anyone care to comment if the shoe fits the horse?
#:->
Have I ever lied to you before?
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Anyone care to comment if the shoe fits the horse?
Me! Me!
A horses ass is a metaphor for a type of human.
Agreed.
Shall we define the characteristics of a horses ass, then find humans that fit the definition from an academic point of view?
Sure.
The horse is a male, otherwise it would be a mare, colt, or gelding.
Wrong. Mares, colts, and geldings are all "horses". An intact male equine is a "stallion" or a "stud".
The back end extrudes copious quantities of pungent brown matter of great fertilizing power.
I guess that depends on what you mean by "copious" but, okay.
It is mostly muscle and bone, with a tiny bit of soft sponge like matter not encased in bone - in a bag. Not actually a brain so it does not really think, but runs on testosterone, has a low IQ.
Hmmm. Well, now that we know that a horse's ass isn't necessarily attached to an intact male horse, we also know that, statistically, it's unlikely to "run on" testosterone.
So the academic qualifications for a horses ass are that there are none,
it is testosterone driven, produces much pungent horse manure (usually as verbiage, not processed herbage.)
Again, not technically correct, but not worth correcting.
I kept asking you if you had some sort of academic qualifications because I was worried I might have been trying to communicate with an entity with no functioning brain.
That's a lie. You knew from the beginning that I had a functioning brain, and now you know that it functions better than yours.
A Horses Ass.
Coming from you, this means...absolutely nothing.
I'd be glad to continue verbally abusing you in public if that's what you want. It's fun, in a guilty pleasure sort of way, and not much of a challenge.
Instead, why don't you just unwad your panties and move on? This fight's over as far as I'm concerned.
Sam
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This fight's over as far as I'm concerned.
Sam
hallelujah! I am all for blood letting but it has to be interesting
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hallelujah! I am all for blood letting but it has to be interesting
You mean it has to be green, or blue and not red ;-)
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Hehe, American sayings are so funny.
"jackass" and "horses ass". It just sounds so comical to me.
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