#1 May 28th, 2009 12:59 PM

Folly

Member

"Imperfections"

I Shot Myself is a celebration of all the natural things about our bodies that make us beautiful.  But I was wondering about some things conventionally considered to be imperfections, and whether any members and/or contributors actually find them beautiful and erotic? 
For example, stretch marks.  I remember how ugly I thought these were when my body first got some. Of course, with age comes more body-confidence, and I don't even think about them anymore, but are there people who find them hot?
Any other suggestions for hot "imperfections"?

_gethsemane_

Member

Re: "Imperfections"

Chunky thighs.  Big butts.  Freckles.

I love all of these supposed imperfections.

Especially big butts

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blissed

Member

Re: "Imperfections"

mmmmmmmmmmmmm big bums

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_gethsemane_

Member

Re: "Imperfections"

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

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blissed

Member

Re: "Imperfections"

Ha ha I like that, the video's a real bedunkadunk party,
there's some gorgeous bums in it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C16_hRKD01E

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_gethsemane_

Member

Re: "Imperfections"

It's probably one of my favorite songs of all time...  I do feel the need to shake my ass when this track is played

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blissed

Member

Re: "Imperfections"

Yeah even I did!

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Folly

Member

Re: "Imperfections"

Oh dear Hyperballad, its a good song, but someone clearly has an obsession.  Thankgoodness for copy and paste hey!
What about imperfections that are a little less popular - like fair, but long arm hair, long/large noses,  acne: anyone got a soft spot for spots?

blissed

Member

Re: "Imperfections"

Long ear and nose hairs.

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blissed

Member

Re: "Imperfections"

Actually much of what your describing aren't imperfections but variations. I like big girls and people who are slim and elegant. Once you accept all the variety there is around you, you see more beauty and sometimes there's just something undefinable that makes you really attracted to someone.

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_gethsemane_

Member

Re: "Imperfections"

I find as I get older the physical isn't enough to actually interest me anymore...  When I was 18, 19 etc I could get geniunely aroused solely by a 'hot' guy or girl. 

Now that's overidden by intelligence and personality.  That's what gets me *really* into someone.  I like to look into my sexual partners' eyes when I'm fucking and what lays beneath can't be any less than brilliant.  You'll definitely need words to turn me on.

I am a sucker for a sense of humour and a sharp wit too.

It's funny how the most beautiful face and sexy body becomes ugly or disstorted to me if that person is mean, nasty or not such a great human being...

Alternatively someone whom on first glance I find isn't anything special becomes the hottest thing ever if they're beautiful and sexy on the inside.

I kinda like how my brain does that.

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veronicaf

Member

Re: "Imperfections"

like in shallow hal....god i love trashy movies

Freckles are good.  And my boything has this great squishy mole on his hip.  I love it

bathory

Member

Re: "Imperfections"

Im noticing more and more imperfections in my self, But quite frankly, Im a beer drinking girl whod rather snuggle with her man and eat chips than go to the gym, so i suck it up.
Id like to wake up and have my fat belly not there anymore, and I keep begging and pleading with my breasts to come back up to where they were, But it aint gonna happen.
Also Veronica, I just noticed you wrote "boything" good lord... Im catching...

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veronicaf

Member

Re: "Imperfections"

yes yes you are.  I was very impressed by this title so I hope you don't mind but I am stealing it for future use

Folly

Member

Re: "Imperfections"

I like faces. I notice faces way before I would even care about bodies.  Face leads to personality and then a good body is just a bonus. 
But I guess I was just wondering about physical things some people might have fetishes for.

niansa

Member

Re: "Imperfections"

Since joining I Shot Myself, ive found myself loving my imperfections more and more! But the one thing that i dont like is my broken collarbone...

it got broken a long time ago, but healed incorrectly and pokes out. some people say its cute, but i dunno, its still growing on me!