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birthplace: A caravan dressing room. currently living in: a car with 23 others. occupation: Clown. age: 25. height: 180cms/280cms on stilts. weight: Five large bags of potatoes. relationship status: What happens under the big top stays under the big top. starsign: Sagitarrius. biggest passion in my life: Balloon animals. I like to listen to: the noise of the audience's applause. I like to watch: clown porn. I like to smell: flowers and cream pies. I like to taste: popcorn. I like to feel: freshly painted skin. favourite part of my body: My nose. favourite part of someone else's body: The nape of the neck. Why i shot myself: For a laugh. who I'd least like to see shoot themselves: The ring master. who I'd most like to see shoot themselves: The girl that walks the tightrope - she's a fox. Most outrageous thing I have done: Ran away and joined the real world. Bands I like: Barons of Tang. Books I like: Spot Goes to the Circus. Films I like: It, Killer Clowns from Outter Space. other random stuff: Small red cars , novelty sized pants. |