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birthplace: New Zealand. currently living in: a fantasy land. occupation: Ukulele rockstar. age: 24. height: 165cms. weight: 103 kilos moving at speeds in excess of 50mph. relationship status: Recently heart broken, regulary drunk. starsign: Vegetarian. biggest passion in my life: I haven't found out yet but probably myself. I like to listen to: I like to lock myself in the bathroom and have a little sensory deprivation time. I like to watch: really fat cats roll. I like to smell: petrol stations. I like to taste: vodka, diet coke, lip gloss, and later, the pavement. I like to feel: McDonald's chocolate milkshakes on my tongue. favourite part of my body: I have 'my little pony' hair, it's amazing. favourite part of someone else's body: Sleepy eyes, easy to love, impossible to photograph. Why i shot myself: Because no one else would! who I'd least like to see shoot themselves: P!nk...ew. who I'd most like to see shoot themselves: Serena Williams. Most outrageous thing I have done: Introduced a Chilean waiter to anal in between the main and dessert. Bands I like: If by 'like' you mean 'future husband' then it's Katz and Athens Boys Choir all the way. Followed by the Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra. Films I like: Vegan porn. other random stuff: HI MUM!!!!! |
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