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birthplace: I wasn't born, I was summoned from Pandora's Box. currently living in: Your basement. occupation: Stalking people. age: 78. height: Taller than you, midget. weight: Doesn't bother me. Have another cake. relationship status: Currently dating SpongeBob SquarePants. starsign: The pair of idiotic fish tied to each other, swimming in opposite directions. biggest passion in my life: Stalking other people, photography. I like to listen to: my burps echoing through Churches. I like to watch: the Priests' expressions after I burp. I like to smell: as though I've showered recently. I like to taste: good enough for someone to lick me! I like to feel: LICKED. favourite part of my body: What's not to love? (Probably my eyes or hands). favourite part of someone else's body: Back and shoulders. Why i shot myself: To emancipate myself. who I'd least like to see shoot themselves: My parents. who I'd most like to see shoot themselves: My giraffe pencil case. my website/fav website: Facebook (great for stalking). Most outrageous thing I have done: Shot myself! Bands I like: Scissor Sisters, Lisa Mitchell, MGMT. Books I like: Harry Potter(s), Asterix Comics. Films I like: The Corpse Bride, Kung Fu Hustle. |
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