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Life, I have three questions for you. One: Do we get more than one time around or this is it? Two: If the answer to One is yes, where's my tequila???! Three: How does the story of The Three Bears actually end? I have a vague idea that Goldilocks runs and runs and runs away, but is that really what happens? No one seems to know, and even when they do, I suspect the original tale was far more raunchy, like maybe they let Baby Bear keep Goldilocks or something.

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ebola 'glamazon'
13 May 10
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ARTIST PROFILE
birthplace: The Catholic Hall of Shame.
currently living in: Sin. Der.
occupation: Full time Glamazon, part time nerd.
age: Legal in all states!
height: High up is a fun place to be!
weight: Varies with taco consumption.
relationship status: Besotted.
starsign: The star on my door says 'Head Girl'.
biggest passion in my life: Overeating, puking, then overeating again. And room service. Sometimes these two go together, but not always.
I like to listen to: that sound Scooby Doo makes when he has to run away real fast, like, "diddlydiddlydiddly!"
I like to watch: those instant papadums exploding when you drop them in the oil.
I like to smell: ponies in the sun, not festy old ponies who have peed on themselves, but nice, fancy ponies.
I like to taste: Oysters Rockefeller, but only from a damn good Italian restaurant.
I like to feel: Chow Chow dogs, their hair is so thick, like a bear's!
favourite part of my body: My collarbone. It's pretty and hard and so vulnerable, you break those and they will heal all bumpy!
favourite part of someone else's body: The part where your tail used to be. If you rub it it feels good, guaranteed!
Why i shot myself: I shot myself as a community service.
who I'd least like to see shoot themselves: Santa.
who I'd most like to see shoot themselves: For real? Like, with a 44? Rove McManus. I would love to see Iggy Pop shoot himself with a Hasselbladt.
my website/fav website: www.girlsandcorpses.com
Most outrageous thing I have done: Stripper for a biker gang.
Bands I like: Ones that go around the upper arm (sexy!), Mastodon, Goatwhore.
Books I like: Camel Racing for Cute Girls: A Beginners Guide.
Films I like: Roman Polanski's Repulsion, Tokyo Gore Police.