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ARTISTS STATEMENT
I am a giant, vainglorious, delusional, ridiculous attention-seeking idiot, and as such, this Project provides the perfect opportunity to imagine that I am the porn star that the world and his wife wants to sleep with, Bravo! If you would like to sleep with me, please apply to the above address. The chances are, I probably will! No more goats though, please.

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spangles 'old_lush'
05 Jan 07
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ARTIST PROFILE
birthplace: London, England
occupation: Masseur, holistic therapist
age: 35
height: 5'3"
weight: 60 kg
relationship status: Fluctuating
starsign: Taurus/Chinese Year Of The Dog
biggest passion in my life: Girls
I like to listen to: Myself talk
I like to watch: The Oxy Clean advert - perfect!
I like to smell: Bad
I like to taste: Girls
I like to feel: Girls
favourite part of my body: My glorious beer belly
favourite part of someone else's body: Long, strong, able fingers
Why i shot myself: To get girls
who I'd least like to see shoot themselves: My mum
who I'd most like to see shoot themselves: Roccodamore
my website/fav website: http://blog.com/total_nobhead
Most outrageous thing I have done: A court order prevents me from disclosing this
Bands I like: Morrissey
Books I like: Razzle
Films I like: Debbie Does Dallas
other random stuff: Plotting world domination by 2007

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spangles is Agony contributor A0557