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Confidence is what you make of it. Now let's be real, I am a lazy slob that drinks ALL the beer and despises sweat that isn't caused by sexual intercourse. That being said, I LOVE my body. The way I see it, I have never met another woman (regardless of body type) who didn't have at least one gripe about their body...so instead of perpetuating the idea that the "grass is greener on the other side," why can't all the damned grass just be green?

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25 Sep 17
ZIP - 42|68M
birthplace: Seattle, United States
occupation: Hospitality Entertainer
age: 28
height: 5'4
relationship status: Single
starsign: Gemini
biggest passion in my life: To become THE Ultimate Karaoke Queen. Or Supreme Overlord of the Universe. Possibly both
I like to listen to: Pouring rain (from the sanctity of my own house, preferably with hot chocolate)
I like to watch: People! Anyone who says they don't enjoy people watching are either liars or aliens. Fact.
I like to smell: A fresh poured shot of Jagermeister
I like to taste: ...can I refer back to the Jagermeister?
I like to feel: ALIVE. What the heck is the point of existing if you don't utilize it to the fullest?!
favourite part of my body: My middle finger. It's one of the very few things I have found to be universally understood
favourite part of someone else's body: (If applicable) tattoos. It's my catnip
Why i shot myself: Being naked is awesome, duh
who I'd least like to see shoot themselves: My cat, she's a boss
who I'd most like to see shoot themselves: Taylor Swift's vagina. It needs a chill down for real
my website/fav website: No. Friggin. Idea.
Most outrageous thing I have done: Slept with the head sound tech so that I could get a free ticket to Ozzfest and watch from the sound booth. It was sickkkkkk
Bands I like: Anything with epic guitar. Points for cheesiness. Double points for 80's
Books I like: ....does old school DBZ manga count? That shit is still the bomb
Films I like: Over the top cheesy action flicks. Except the JCVD Street Fighter (just no)

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