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CALAMITY 

ARTISTS STATEMENT
Nakedness in art is fun. Nakedness in public after a few beers is funny. Bodies are unique and endearing, and make a lovely centrepiece for confronting artworks. I wanted to keep my photography tasteful as well as exciting and vaguely interesting. I think innocence is attractive. I hope that you can appreciate the form I have to offer at this point in time.

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calamity 'vineyard'
20 Oct 05
Photos - overload
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ARTIST PROFILE
birthplace: Australia
currently living in: Absolute chaos
occupation: Philanthropist
age: 22
height: 5'7"
weight: 58 kg
relationship status: Devout single
starsign: Capricorn
biggest passion in my life: Maintaining my insanity
I like to listen to: People who don't know a thing about wine pretending that they do - good for a laugh
I like to watch: Guys' reactions to girls kissing
I like to smell: Joop...mmm
I like to taste: Mouths that have been drinking beer
I like to feel: Clean sheets on my naked body
favourite part of my body: My tongue
favourite part of someone else's body: Hips
Why i shot myself: Liberation! Plus my conservative ex would hate it...
who I'd least like to see shoot themselves: The Huey's cooking dude (Australian Chef)
who I'd most like to see shoot themselves: The girl who gave me the camera...what better way to speak than from experience!
my website/fav website: www.uglypeople.com
Most outrageous thing I have done: Kissed 30 people in 4 hours at a festival
Bands I like: Thirsty Merc
Books I like: Little Book Of Bunny Suicides
Films I like: Bad Santa
other random stuff: Socialising, wine, world domination