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And now for something completely different! Pantomime's shared history with erotica is on display as Laa_Laa, the dramaturg, is ready to slip out of her bloomers and discover her clitoris on the astro-turf. Let's go fly a kite with Laa_Laa - and believe us, slapstick is about to take on a whole new meaning.

"It was exciting when I was in the graveyard. I didn't know if I was going to be sprung or not! There were a few elderly couples walking around. It's an older graveyard so there aren't that many recently deceased people there. Every so often I'd have to duck behind a gravestone and cover-up. I just had the jacket on so it was a little stalker/flasher but that was really fun."

"J'ai beaucoup aime le cadre avec les fleurs et toutes ces couleurs. C'etais un peu intimidant car les voisins et les passant pouvais m'apercevoir, mais ca en valais la peine. J'avais peur de ne pas etre creative mais j'ai essayer et ca a fonctionner je suppose."

"I was at my friend's house recently and came across this old, run down piano. While I was shooting, I accidentally slipped and fell onto the keys, which much to my surprise, let out a loud clang! I had to duck and hide quickly as it attracted quite a bit of attention. Being springtime, the sun is becoming quite toasty, but I somehow managed to protect my fair skin from the hot sun. Overall, it was a really great experience. Now, it's off to China I go!"

Babi's back for another atmospheric self-reflection session, her deep red dress and smoky eyes almost - but not quite - distracting us from the rest of her plentiful charms. Like a fine wine, Babi's folios are best enjoyed with a sense of luxurious indulgence, each photo absorbed into your beauty-receptors with minimal distractions.

"La experiencia fue muy relajante y comoda en la playa porque fue un hermoso dia. Fue un poco curioso y divertido ya que era una playa nudista y habian chicos caminando alrededor mio tratando de ser discretos mientras veian como tomaba las fotos. Fui el centro de atencion ese dia en la playa llena de hombres. Yo creo que uno de los mejores dias que hayan tenido en la playa!"

"I think this was probably the most entertainment we had on our holiday! We started off by hijacking a boat that we saw near the lake by getting my big strong boyfriend to lift this huge rock to get the chain loose. We found a paddle under another nearby boat and we were set. Of course, we put it back like nothing happened straight after! This is the most fun I've had in ages!!!" - Aurora V

"My first ever shoot! Done on satin sheets to make me feel ridiculously sexy and have fun with it. It definitely challenged some of my original thoughts about my body and how to make it look its best. I even showed a few shots around and got some pointers on shooting, all good reviews, which is certainly a good sign."

Gretchin has really one-upped herself here, putting so much lovely effort into her brilliant fancies that we're just fawning in our seats with silly admiration. Her nudity here is only a much-appreciated enhancement of her natural storytelling talent, a little extra bonus to enhance her surrealist abilities.

When I was travelling I was in Mexico for the day of the dead... It was incredibly religious but it has this total pop culture theme. I wanted to use the imagery but try to find something new to do with it. I shot all over my house, inside and out, I absolutely adored being outside. There was a slight disaster with the face paint, hot, hot sun and face paint do not mix!"

A little garden plot is something to take pride in - the things you nurture and help grow have a way of nurturing you right back. Romy B must be benefiting from the exchange, looking as fresh and beautiful as the lush garden she helped to grow.

"Freezing cold concrete floors and a narrow corridor in a creaky old stone building. The sound of mice/rats squeaking turned out just to be the old pipes rattling. My naked body pressed against the dirty concrete sent shivers down my spine and I have the goose bumps to prove it. I took the opportunity to shoot in summer before the concrete gets any colder."

"It was the first day of Spring so I thought I would take advantage of the delightful day. I was originally planning to submit a set from my recent New York holiday; however, I got distracted by my search of concubines instead. Good day."

We here at HQ are of the general opinion that Gretchin needs to take this show on the road - the nude comedienne extraordinaire, out to rattle your socks and tighten your jocks with her smooth moves, mad monkey and one-eyed jill-sploitation. Yes, we'd line up to buy tickets, and we'd stamp our boots so good we'd made our Gretchin proud.

"With Halloween just around the corner, I hunted down my witchy socks and looooong purple nails. Luckily, being naked helped me avoid having to find anything else to wear! It was my first time carving up a pumpkin and I found it very messy but surprisingly easy. Team that with my favourite lollies (which I just couldn't stop munching on throughout the shoot) and I was ready to roll. An absolute scream!"