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It's hard to shake off some superstitions but if you added up all the bad luck ISM artists have clocked over the past few years via broken mirrors then you'd be surprised that any of them ever leave the house. Fortunately the kudos you get for shooting yourself cancels out the bad karma. Just ask Delirium, who survived her shatter experience totally unscathed.

iPods are all the rage these days, aren't they? Judging by Yellana's taste in music though I'd say she's still a dedicated walkman girl. Turn up the volume and praise the lord she's not so fussy about embracing digital cameras - today's lovely lo-fi folio brought to you courtesy of Yellana, the prettiest pixie in the park.

Coffee snob? Here's a new brew for you. That's one Zoi, 2 sugars, piping hot. Careful now, she's addictive.

The main reason I avoid using autotranslators is that they come out with genius like "you are sexy if you you sexily feels". Which now that I think about it, kinda works - especially for German minx Minnie who is sexily everything a girl should be. Here she demonstrates how to translate HOT into 25 different languages.

After our Canadian girls disposed of all artistic pretensions a few weeks ago, Hermione from Scotland lifts the bar a good deal today, with part 2 of her lesson in life drawing. I think she might be teasing us just a little bit towards the end though.

übercool, überhot, übermensch rock princess Nyriestar is back on your screens today, shakin' some booty and pouting like you drank all her rider.

Forget Toto and the Tin Man, Sherie's red shoes whisk us off to an entirely different fantasy land. One that's not rated G, that's for sure.

Move over Bettie Page, Starlet is the new punk pinup princess. She's got the most body bling on the block and enough 'tude to take anyone down - memory lane, that is. A great timewarp into how the 50's might have looked if they knew a bit more about surgical steel.

Sesame Street's Ernie used to sing a song about a rubber ducky being his best friend - and with megs' dip in the suds, we can finally see why. Check the bio of this bubbly exhibitionist to get a better of idea of why she needed a good scrubbing down...

If you ever feel like you just can't hold it together then you might want to take a leaf out of Aaliyah's book, and invest in a bag of rubber bands. They're less painful than safety pins and come in much better colours, although it looks like they're not great for the circulation. A fantastically twisted and torturous set for all you office supply fetishists out there.

Sometimes you have those moments, like when you're driving, when all of a sudden the meaning of life clarifies in front of you and you know that all you need to do is look at things a little differently. Claire sees this, and wrenched off her rearview mirror in a fit of inspiration to shoot herself from a different angle. One innocent Datsun suffered in the making of this folio, but that's all. In the long run, we're all better off for it.

If you're a sucker like me for geeky girls with glasses, green eyes or a jawdropping combination of both, say hello to Lottie. And is there anything hotter than a girl who knows how to google?

Have you been good or bad this week? Here's a yardstick to measure your behaviour by - the sacrelicious second half of Vertue and Vice's spanktastic duet. If you think you're gonna go to hell for your actions then perhaps you need to take a camera along for the ride - everyone knows it's much more fun down there anyways.

Have you been good or bad this week? Here's a yardstick to measure your behaviour by - the sacrelicious second half of Vertue and Vice's spanktastic duet. If you think you're gonna go to hell for your actions then perhaps you need to take a camera along for the ride - everyone knows it's much more fun down there anyways.

Some people start their mornings with coffee, some with yoga, others with screams of pain and anguish. Today your morning starts with Wendy, which makes it a fucking great day.