#1 April 8th, 2005 02:15 AM

Torture_Garden

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For Head

Head, check out the the latest folio; is it meant to be "Bonnie" or "Bronie"?

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James
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...and when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home...

Head

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Head, check out the the latest folio; is it meant to be "Bonnie" or "Bronie"?

Defintiely "bronie" as in short for "bronwyn" but with another of those clever invisible 'n's.

liandra_dahl

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Defintiely "bronie" as in short for "bronwyn" but with another of those clever invisible 'n's.

Hey I think Torture garden is coveting the position of ISM grammar and spelling mistress that you offered me head...

Torture_Garden

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Hey I think Torture garden is coveting the position of ISM grammar and spelling mistress that you offered me head...

I am Liandra. Or more to the point, just fishing for anything. I ain't fussy... I have to find something to do during the long hous of the day...

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James
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...and when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home...

liandra_dahl

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I am Liandra. Or more to the point, just fishing for anything. I ain't fussy... I have to find something to do during the long hous of the day...

I wish the hours of the day seemed long! I never seem to have enough and then I go and spend far more than I can afford on ISM. I've just discovered I can visit the ISM forum at university with out getting busted for viewing pornographic material, so my grades are doomed to decline in the wake of such a revelation. I really need to learn some self restraint. Actually I'm feeling exhilirated at the moment, I just gave a speech on the dichotomy of Rome and Egypt in Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra, and it was well received by my tutor and classmates. I really suck at public speaking so I'm pretty chuffed with myself. If your keen to hunt out spelling and grammatical errors, and ISM won't have you,  you could always be my 'Spelling and Grammar Mistress' and proof read some of my essays for me, seeing as you have so much spare time and I have none...of course there aren't any nude ladies in my essays, not very often anyway, though I wrote one for my feminist studies class the other day called 'Leather Dyke Boys and Their Daddies' which was incredibly sexualy and anatomically explicit. I'm rambling but I think it's the adrenaline of public speaking... please excuse me.

Head

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I wrote one for my feminist studies class the other day called 'Leather Dyke Boys and Their Daddies' which was incredibly sexualy and anatomically explicit. I'm rambling but I think it's the adrenaline of public speaking... please excuse me.

Oh do please post...

wantingscott

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that for me would be a "must read". i agree with Head.

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nagaloo

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that for me would be a "must read". i agree with Head.

Liandra please post that for us. I love all the things you have to say. I can imagine even the sweet soft sighs of you sleeping would be wonderful to hear!! Or better yet do another video and read that for us!!
Stew

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The universe is unfolding as it should, and so are the girls on ISM. I love them all.

Torture_Garden

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I wish the hours of the day seemed long! I never seem to have enough and then I go and spend far more than I can afford on ISM. I've just discovered I can visit the ISM forum at university with out getting busted for viewing pornographic material, so my grades are doomed to decline in the wake of such a revelation. I really need to learn some self restraint. Actually I'm feeling exhilirated at the moment, I just gave a speech on the dichotomy of Rome and Egypt in Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra, and it was well received by my tutor and classmates. I really suck at public speaking so I'm pretty chuffed with myself. If your keen to hunt out spelling and grammatical errors, and ISM won't have you,  you could always be my 'Spelling and Grammar Mistress' and proof read some of my essays for me, seeing as you have so much spare time and I have none...of course there aren't any nude ladies in my essays, not very often anyway, though I wrote one for my feminist studies class the other day called 'Leather Dyke Boys and Their Daddies' which was incredibly sexualy and anatomically explicit. I'm rambling but I think it's the adrenaline of public speaking... please excuse me.

Are grades everything? ISM is so much education than you could ever hope to obtain at a university. I never went but the impression I got is that it's mandatory to fail first year, take lots of drugs and drink much alcohol. You make many friends then fuck all of those friends. You transfer from the course you originally started into another in a completely different field, finish the course only to find you're now more ill-prepared for life than before you stated going. I know I'm waaay off the mark but hey, I'm pessimistic... I'm ranting, sorry.

I'd be more than happy to be your spelling and grammar whore, Liandra. Some problems that would more than likely occur with me, though;

•both spelling and grammar would be worse off for my having tinkered
•going by your above-mentioned speech, I'd be lost in 2.2secs (but that's my problem)
•I may be tempted to steal them and claim them as my own
•"Leather Dyke Boys" would become a common theme in all your writings

I'm sure there'd be more issues but that's all that come to mind atm.

You should share a little of 'Leather Dyke Boys and Their Daddies' with us. I'm sure there are many of us who would like to read some of your literary achievememnts, Liandra.

*btw, you left an 'l' out of "sexually" (just keepin' with the theme)

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James
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...and when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home...

liandra_dahl

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Are grades everything? ISM is so much education than you could ever hope to obtain at a university. I never went but the impression I got is that it's mandatory to fail first year, take lots of drugs and drink much alcohol. You make many friends then fuck all of those friends. You transfer from the course you originally started into another in a completely different field, finish the course only to find you're now more ill-prepared for life than before you stated going. I know I'm waaay off the mark but hey, I'm pessimistic... I'm ranting, sorry.

I'd be more than happy to be your spelling and grammar whore, Liandra. Some problems that would more than likely occur with me, though;

•both spelling and grammar would be worse off for my having tinkered
•going by your above-mentioned speech, I'd be lost in 2.2secs (but that's my problem)
•I may be tempted to steal them and claim them as my own
•"Leather Dyke Boys" would become a common theme in all your writings

I'm sure there'd be more issues but that's all that come to mind atm.

You should share a little of 'Leather Dyke Boys and Their Daddies' with us. I'm sure there are many of us who would like to read some of your literary achievememnts, Liandra.

*btw, you left an 'l' out of "sexually" (just keepin' with the theme)

Your right, grades aren't everything, but recently I've been surreptitiously invited to join the monash university high achievers golden key society; and as I am a new initiate I'm intrigued beyond belief, and I have to maintain a standard to be accepted and find answers. If it's mandatory to fail the first year I think I missed that seeing that I am a mature student and often mocked for my enthusiasms.

As for taking lots of drugs and drinking lots of alcohol. No one could surpass me in my appetite for hedonistic self abuse and with out revealing all my secrets you'd be hard pushed to name a drug that hasn't seen the inside of my veins (though thankfully this tendency has been overcome (comparitively anyway)). As for making lots of friends and fucking them... well i am too busy running between Uni and my daughter so that doesn't suit that sort of promiscuous life style. Finally, changing courses; I would never. Not only am I deeply in love with studying classical societies (Ancient Greek specifically) I am also deeply in love with my lecturer (the most wonderful women to ever grace the earth with her presence!)

•both spelling and grammar would be worse off for my having tinkered I can live with that...
•going by your above-mentioned speech, I'd be lost in 2.2secs (but that's my problem) I doubt it but I won't push the issue
•I may be tempted to steal them and claim them as my own Plagiarism is hard to get away with these days. Just google 'vice chancellor of monash university' and see...
•"Leather Dyke Boys" would become a common theme in all your writings I could forsee a problem with this is some of my subjects but fuck it, why the hell not!

After much deliberation I have decided to post a copy of leather dyke boys and their daddies. watch this space.