New Releases

Long before I had the pleasure of indulging in anonymity as a blurb writer for the amazing ISM, I had a short career as a singer in a die-hard punk band. Although we were so hard core that we often would just not turn up to gigs (hence the demise of our shiny, rockin' future) no one, I repeat no one had hair this good! It just makes me want to hang out a car window and shout 'Oi' at attractive bypassers. Alphie is hot, rambunctious and out to thrill, the embodiment of all that is bright and beautiful about the mullet.

Alayna has a collection of winged creatures who keep her company when she's at home. Sure, they may be useless at vacuuming, but they are excellent for Naked Fairy Tea Parties and other spontaneous instances of frivolity.

By the pricking of our thumbs, something naked this way comes...It's ImogenThorne being all witchy and cute - not an eye of newt or tongue of toad in sight. We think ImogenThorne should have been the office treat on Halloween....

Ok, seriously, folios this cute should be illegal. Tartan skirts, knee high white socks, cotton undies, blushing cheeks and love hearts (!!!) have the whole office seeing spots in this unabashedly gorgeous debut folio.

Tilly is such a natural beauty. With just a single rose she manages to hypnotise us, and brings us to our knees...Nick Cave said it and Tilly's got it. She really is a wild rose.

You remember those days...the ones where all your worldly possessions were crammed into a bag, and you lived on cheese sandwiches and pure excitement? When your major concerns were how far you could stretch your savings but still find room in the budget to party? Tate's memento to her Summer of Love is a tribute to the hazy, heady days of time spent in the pursuit of not much.

This is the incredibly true story of two girls in love. Melannie and Jillian are overflowing with love for one another, and when your cup runneth over, you share - in pictures!

Olla is one of those restless types, on the move all the time, by foot or by train or by teleportation device. She's therefore no stranger to those little nooks and crannies along the path, and the beauty that can be found in that which is frequently overlooked. It is in this spirit that she brings us today's set.

Just when you think you've seen it all, along comes video 4. Angela, as you've never seen her before. Toe sucking, sneezing, upside down boobies... In the end she even thanks you for hanging out and learning all her tricks. Aaaaw.

Autumn is the sweetest of the seasons, filled with nostalgia and rememberance. As the heady months of the past summer fade away, and the days become a little colder, the trees erupt in one final blaze of rapturous colour before the dormancy of winter sets in. Halle's ode to the seasons is as pretty as a sonnet.

Remember when you were a kid and you used to get in trouble if you'd come home with muddy clothes? Well it seems Xzara is making up for all those times she couldn't get down and dirty by rolling about the floor and getting those pristine white knickers all muddied up. That's one hot Scot, people.

Ady is an expert at revealing her body in the most intimate ways, and always with style and grace. Her self-portraiture is an evolved art and she brings us more of that intimacy today, by inviting us into the simplistic luxury of the most intimate of domestic spaces: the bedroom.

For those of you that have only just recovered from the recent "booby tricks", we recommend that you dose up on heart medication, and prepare a dimly lit, safe place to lie down before you watch this. Soft drink cans are Out, black dildos are...umm... In.

She's the kind of girl your mother warned you about; an axe-wielding, sailor-tatted hellraiser with a smile so sweet she'll steal your heart right out of your chest. Don't let those big, dewy eyes fool you for a second, or Tobi will have you gin-soaked and Shanghaied on the next ship sailing outta here.

With a gaze that flickers from deep and soulful, to playful in an instant, Letisha slides out of her clothes with the unhurried grace of one who is truly confident in her nudity. One gets the impression that every undressing is a main event in Letisha Land.