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Tory conjured her dark side for her first folio, and today she counterbalances that with a virginal white that we know is at least a little bit tongue-in-cheek. The expression on her face seems to have taken on a quality consistent with the change in tone and colour, revealing her clever intentionality.

The fear of the Red Menace has come and gone (or has it?), leaving plenty of room for a new front of Pink Menaces, which are much more attractive but just as threatening to national security. Ashlynn leads her local legion of ladies with heads full of dye and wild ideas about what the world could be.

She’s pillaged the village and now she’s here to swipe your heart right out from your chest and squeeze its deep red right onto her own lips. The Queen of Bandits takes all prisoners and no bullshit, so don’t even bother resisting. The consequences are dire.

Lydia_L doesn’t want to use this as her soapbox, but, well, there weren’t any others in view so she took the opportunity anyway. This is a beautiful, articulate, candid, and heartfelt statement about what it means to be a Modern Naked Chick, and we agree with her 100%. Thanks, Lydia – we couldn’t have said it better ourselves. That's why we got you to do it - and cos you look so much better.

Marlena gets her glitterglam kit together to tackle the trash of the grungescape that is her scene. There’s nothing like stomping on shattered glass with heels, particularly if those heels are the only things you’re wearing.

Mani is not one to give you one of those cheesy grins to try to captivate you. Instead she uses that smouldering stare, that sexy smirk, lips slightly parted, that she has found to be much more effective. We’ll have to agree with her…now what was it that we were supposed to be doing?

Lola’s our guide today to the plethora of taste sensations you might miss with an Internet connection and too much time on your hands. Let’s just say that beyond eating up everything that life has to offer, she’s germinated a folio that’s a ‘hackie-sack’ away from going on a summer holiday yourself.

Spend a day with Mariluz, who apparently has her houseboy bring her breakfast so she doesn’t have to leave her bedroom. If you’re out there, houseboy, there are lots of us at the HQ who totally dig museli for every meal…and we’re sure we have some things we can barter for your services.

Fair and freckled, Doris is pretty much pure colour – she’s got ink flowing through her veins and when you touch her it’s as though you’ve run your fingers over a stamp pad. She gets her inky fingers all over the camera and, wouldn’t you know it, infused her images with that saturated brightness.

December’s Art Prize winner sent us another smashing folio which took her out of the antique kitsch of her apartment and out onto the streets of her little corner of Italy. The ‘local colour’ here used to be defined by sweet little villas and green green grass, but ever since she came along, it all got a little less PG.

They steamed up the trailer windows and lost some light, so they took it right outside and carried on. I don’t know who went to whom to make this enticing set, but I can imagine it being very difficult to leave – all the freedom you could ever want seems to be right there.

With her bright eyes and elegant smile, Maria is definitely keeping our interest these days. This lovely little romp in the park ended early due to inclement weather, but she kept with her green theme and it does her more than a few favours.

Hyperballad tells us a bedtime story today, and it’s probably one of the best we’ve ever heard. It’s about a girl, and she’s like really awesome and stuff, and then she gets a camera, and she gets to see all of her awesomeness on the interwebs, and the awesomes grow and grow until she’s some sort of superlady. But she still has trouble getting to sleep sometimes.

Jette starts out in her true colours, which generally tend to be bold and bright, but by the end the only thing that she still has on a crisp, white sheet of A4 is that wild orange hair of hers. We like the irony of such square geometries from a lady who has way more than four sides.

Today’s dose of ISM is taken with sugar – lots of it. You won’t shy away from the sweetness once you realise what a treat it can be. Most things Swiss will send your glucose levels through the roof, but if you monitor your intake over time, you’ll be just fine.