#1 September 10th, 2009 02:35 AM

alisha-x
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Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

http://ishotmyself.com/public/general.php?p=shop_step1

In the shop (just click shop above if this link doesn't work) there are some rather snazzy metal sex toys - with lemons in the photos... am I missing something?????

lol!


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#2 September 10th, 2009 05:18 AM

blissed
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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

That's for scale I think, so you know what size they are. I suppose they could've used a shuttlecock or something :) I suppose it's difficult to know what to put there.

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#3 September 10th, 2009 10:21 AM

_gethsemane_
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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

to imply how 'fresh' these wands are wink

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#4 September 10th, 2009 10:27 AM

_gethsemane_
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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

Btw.  The pure wand is mindblowing. 

To quote my ISM video in which I show the wand and describe it's amazing properties: "you'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life".

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#5 September 10th, 2009 01:08 PM

Folly
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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

They just forgot the salt and Jose.

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#6 September 10th, 2009 07:23 PM

Paulie
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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

_gethsemane_ wrote:

Btw.  The pure wand is mindblowing. 

To quote my ISM video in which I show the wand and describe it's amazing properties: "you'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life".

I presume these "wands" are not the ones referred to in Harry Potter!

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#7 September 10th, 2009 07:27 PM

alisha-x
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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

Haha! That's one movie spin off merchandise item I don't think made it to the shops!


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#8 September 11th, 2009 11:10 AM

_gethsemane_
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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

Hey Paulie, no, no Harry Potter merchandising wink

I think the reason they're called a wand is because they are all quite long and made from steel...  They're quite unlike anything I've ever seen/felt before.

If you like really cold things they are perfect, as the steel is pretty chilly.  Otherwise you can run it under hot water and they warm up and stay warm well.  Also sometimes I read erotic fiction in bed, so I put the wand under my body in bed to warm it up and it is also, rather conveniently, right there at the perfect time!

Seriously, this device is awesome.  I have a bedside drawer overflowing with toys (yes, so I'm addicted to buying sex-toys off the internets - big deal *hair flick*) and the pure wand is my favourite item.  So much so that I don't use it super often, it's like my special treat that I save up for a huge wank session.

Possibly TMI, but oh wells.

wink

- Hyperballad.

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#9 September 11th, 2009 06:25 PM

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#10 September 11th, 2009 06:43 PM

alisha-x
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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

@DonDraper - Haha! Priceless!

x


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#11 September 14th, 2009 10:34 AM

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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

Buwahahahahahahahahaha.  That's awesome!

Has anyone else noticed the rise of vibrating women's cosmetics?

You can get vibrating mascaras and facial cleanser pods etc.  And the cleanser specifically looks suspiciously like a lilo clitoral vibe.

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#12 September 14th, 2009 10:37 AM

_gethsemane_
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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

Oh and here is the wand (and me) in 'action'...

http://ishotmyself.com/public/view_gallery.php?g=damsel

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#13 September 14th, 2009 01:39 PM

ngaio
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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

Must...resist...buying...more...sex...toys...need...money...for...art..supplies...must...resist...

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#14 September 21st, 2009 07:16 PM

alisha-x
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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

maybe the art supplies and sex toy buying could be combined somehow? wink


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#15 September 21st, 2009 10:20 PM

blissed
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#16 September 22nd, 2009 11:13 AM

ngaio
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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

Alisha, you know, you're not too far away from some ideas I've had...bwa!

Blissed, ha! Actually, those look kind of awesome! I mean, they might just be shit but I'm always keen to try new art supplies...

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#17 September 23rd, 2009 12:45 AM

alisha-x
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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

Not sure what to make of the vibrating pen lol - might be worth a try - could try to draw with it at the same time maybe? lol


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#18 September 23rd, 2009 05:53 AM

blissed
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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

Ha ha OK I wouldn't try anything too complicated tho :) I'm sure dry, those vibrating brushes against the skin would feel really nice. Ngaio if loaded with paint they produce an extraordinary result, the slut monster could resurface looking even more spectacular! :)

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#19 September 23rd, 2009 10:02 AM

illenya
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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

i love lemonzzzzz, theyre my favourite!

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#20 September 23rd, 2009 10:20 AM

ngaio
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Re: Whats with the lemons? Is there a sex trick I don't know about?

blissed wrote:

Ngaio if loaded with paint they produce an extraordinary result, the slut monster could resurface looking even more spectacular! smile

Haha, or at least the Slutmonster might resurface looking very happy!

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